****ing hell, there are some perverts on here. We've got Dr Gonzo tomming sheep and chickens and now Gerrez is shagging pinipeds. They must be a bit slippery when you get them out of the water
You should know after my splendid work bringing your Carragher Derby thread down yesterday. Top job that
Too late now! TBF, its that RHC, he's forever stealing other peoples sayings! He's a cheeky ****ing twat!
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So, seems I've been talked into playing footy this morning. First eleven-a-side game I will have played in for about 5-6 months
My lads team lost the final 2-1 dodgy ref and linesman stopped us getting to 2-2 in the last minute so I got smashed to console him.
Its the taking part that counts I went to footy yesterday morning and quickly realised why I'd been asked to boot up, they were playing top of the league who have already won it with two or three games to spare! Kitted up anyway and watched on (as a sub) in horror as we went 2-0 down within half hour. Your probably thinking that that is not too bad, however, they only had nine players turn up and for their second goal, one of them was on the sidelines throwing up! By the time I got on (last twenty) they had eleven players on the pitch because two more turned up at half-time (2-1 at that point). We managed to get it back to 2-2 before they ran away with it, it was 4-2 when I came on and it ended 6-2
Worst part is, I went straight to the pub from footy to watch the derby. It wasn't until I got there that I realised I didn't have my wallet Fortunately, the lads bought me a couple to pass me by
Wish I wasn't at work today, it's lush out .. And to top it off its my mums birthday and the fams coming over later
