Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

A gold fish would be like a fine wine, it would take years to prepare

 

And where the **** do you think you've been?

 

I know he strolls in without even explaining why he left for more than an hour.

 

I've broke the seal

 

You what now?

 

Don't tell me you don't know what that means?

 

I think it's **** related but haven't heard that in ages so not sure.

 

Close but no, its piss related. Once you visit your forever going, aka...broke the seal

 

Ps - I've now overtaken Zingy on comments in the Paid for thread!

Edit - before you ****ers tell me to stop derailing, I blame Luv for bringing **** up

 

Derailing is an art form and should never be stopped.

 

Absolutely!

Now, since we're in the pub, I'm ending it

 

Don't end it in here, we don't want a dead man in the pub

 

It depends what the topic is! If it's a shot topic about cricket *ahem RHC* then it should definitely be stopped!

 

I think my new thread deserves a sticky if it's popular, it could replace the fixtures once they are all done?

 

I assume you mean the one with a poll

 

All the gays choosing Kelly, poor Holly and her wollobees

 

Young and naive

 

It is a difficult choice but I went for Holly.

 

Old and Naive

 

I can live with that.