An Oldie But A Goodie

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST RECOMMENDATION FOR STRESS…..Enjoy!
The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish
captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between
the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,

'I don't like Chinese..'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
That Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,
'It was an iceberg!'

Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ..no mattah...all the same.

 

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I've got a **** of a sore throat, so I went round to our local convenience store and asked the chap for some Hall's soothers.

He went into the back and came out with a couple of 9 year old girls.

 

What do you call an Egyptian taxi driver?

 

Since announcing that they were to split-up, boyband JLS's record company have replaced them with a solo artist calling himself JCB.

Apparently, he can do the work of four spades.

 

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