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Fraser Forster's bird is on the apprentice..

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 2, 2013.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ...she's an entrepreneur and A DOCTOR, WTF??

    La Gran Muralla never seemed like the brightest chap to be honest with even Scott Brown taking the pish out of how slow he is on occasion and he's knobbing a bird like this with a doctorate?

    Eh?

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    I'm sure she'll end up being a complete cow if she's on the Apprentice but, **** sake, even the ugliest footballers knock it off, man.
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Why would a doctor want to work for Alan Sugar?
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Every year there are folk on it who claim they earn more than the salary of the job being offered - they've changed it now, I think, so that they get an investment from him.

    If she's being straight-up, I'm presuming she has another business idea that needs a big spunkload of cash to set up.

    Otherwise, she's just getting her face on the telly to raise her profile.
     
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  4. Thomas The Cat

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    Ma burds far better looking than that munter!
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Yer burd's better looking than Fraser Forster?

    Prove it.
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My wife's got bigger hands than Fraser Forster.

    Still a two handed effort to pull me aff, right enough :afro:
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye, off the sofa.
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Aye, my dong disnae fit in one of those ****y wan seaters :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

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    Two man job you mean.

    <pudlikeproportions>
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I don't watch it, thought the winner got a £100k "job" doing a bit of admin until he sacks them.
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    One of the previous winners said that - one of them, I think just invents beauty products for him to punt now and one of them (the wee Susan Ma thing), punts beauty products for him.
     
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  12. VenomPD

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    <laugh> FFS
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I wonder what attracted her to the Hair Lipped Millionaire ?
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Apparently he's hung like a very well hung donkey.
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Is he a millionaire? I'm sure he's minted for a man of 25 or whatever but maybe not that rich.

    He is 6ft 7 or 6ft 8 or something.

    If the big man is in proportion, we're talking a traffic cone for a walloper <ok>

    EDIT: a traffic cone wasn't the best example for a desirable object for a penis to resemble. I realise that - I just can't think of anything more original or funnier than having a traffic cone for a cock.
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Bib has a bright orange, cone shaped penis with a high visibility vest wrapped round it.

    Sexy.
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ****s take pictures of it on the Duke of Wellington's heid <ok>
     
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  18. Thomas The Cat

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    You'll gist huv ta tak ma wurd for it!
     
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  19. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    Didn't you also cripple that lassie in Edinburgh when you were thrown off that bridge.
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Aye <ok>

    If Mrs Bobbit had thrown "the captain" out of her motor instead of John Wayne Bobbit's pitiful effort, there'd have been a pile up.
     
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