I think war is a dangerous place.» - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003) «I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.» - Greg Norman, Golfer «It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.» - Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college «I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.» - Paris Hilton (December 2003) «I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman» - Arnold Schwarzenegger «Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.» - Mariah Carey, pop singer «Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.» - Yogi Berra, Baseball player 　 «My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.» - Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. «And now the sequence of events in no particular order.» - Dan Rather, television news anchor «I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.» - Frank Bruno, Boxer «I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.» - George Bush «I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.» - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons «The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.» - Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst «Half this game is ninety percent mental.» - Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager «If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.» - Ted Turner, media mogul, on selling off his money losing properties «They misunderestimated me.» - George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000) «I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.» - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel «That's just the tip of the ice cube.» - Neil Hamilton, BBC2 «I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.» - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. «The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.» - Sylvestor Stallone, Actor «Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.» - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC «We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.» - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President «I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I donât like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.» â Britney Spears «So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?» - Michael Barrymore «He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.» - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer «If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.» - George Gobel
I don't believe the Mariah Carey one, man I notice there's a Yogi Berra one in there - wasn't he the guy who said about baseball "Half of this game is 90% mental"?
That Mariah Carey one has to be one of the dumbest, crassest statements of all time. She couldn't understand the uproar about it at the time Mind that silly bint from only way is essex gives anyone a run for their money. When kim Jong il died she put out a tweet with a peace dove saying rest in peace. I very much doubt she was being ironic.............
«Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.» - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
The Mariah Carey one is real Saying that I'd still do her. Not the most attractive woman but yeah she'd get it, flies and all.
«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman» - Arnold Schwarzenegger
If you add some letters to Yogi Berra, take some away and then rearrange them you get Medro Pendes. I don't actually think that's a coincidence.
