..................to all you faceless entities out there for my appaling behaviour over the years on various forums. You see I haven't actually got a life and I try and get in with the in-crowd on here as I regard you all as my bestest pals ever. Please forgive me. Please like me.
I'm a Baldy, beeling, dope smoking, disgraced ex copper, murdering, Patriotic midget. Not a **** nor a ***** though
JA 606 - the forum with some boards where an educationally subnormal wombat would look like a Mastermind winner
Squeaky voiced, wheezy, ***got chops, testicle headed, fat, unfit, sad, pathetic, obsessed, bitter, deranged, SQA text messenger.
Now you've got that off your chest, maybe you can get eating and put some weight on, you scrawny twat
I've always been slim and have a good appetite fatty. If you'd get off your arse and start doing something even remotely energetic you might fin that lard shredding.