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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Ah wid.

    Full uniform, cuffs, taser - the works <ok>

    She's got a big arse anaw - never a detraction.
     
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  2. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    Reminds me a bit of the Milf from the old BT adverts <ok>

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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    There was this picture of her on the Daily Record site.

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    She looks outrageously like Harriet Harman there (again, ah wid)

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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    What's up with her left eye in the first pic!?
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Lots of people have differently sized eyes however it looks like she may have a mild case of Horner's Syndrome.

    Mild Horner's Syndrome rather than paralysing half the face can mean that one pupil appears bigger than the other and the eyelids may appear to be different shapes.

    Nothing that would stop me trying to jizz in it - put it that way
     
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  6. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Jizz in ones eye is extremely painful.

    I hope you realise that.
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'll jizz in the non-Horners one then <ok>
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Its scanning for known criminals.

    I'd lock her up and rape her and she'd love it.

    Dirty bitch.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    The only possible downside I can see is that she's called Norma.
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You ****ers are not fussy at all...

    Nah....

    Standards have to be maintained, to a degree.
     
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  12. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Ah wid
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Deffo wid <ok>
     
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  14. Benson

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    If she's looking for swollen goods I'm in.
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    pmsl :laugh:
     
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