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The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Foo, May 20, 2011.

  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Well Crisp eating,ex Barca player Gary Lineker says the only way United can win is if his beloved Barca have an off day!


    Make of that what you like.



    Personally I've never liked Walkers crisps.






    ..... or Lionel Messi - oops I mean Ritchie!




    Sweats ya light weight!:)
     
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  2. KingPepeReina.

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    The relationship isn't in trouble?
    Stacey Cooke chucked her wedding ring at Old Spock Ears.
    What I don't understand is how a babe like Imogen would shack up with such a boring bastard.He has a four word vocabulary.''I live in Cheshire''.
    She could have done a lot better than the welsh ****er.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    what an perhaps chose a real looker like robbie fowler?
     
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  4. tunns®

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    Actually Giggs used the ole "Come back to my place and see my medal collection!" routine.

    Apparently they haven't had sex yet as she's still looking through his medals.
     
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  5. tunns®

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    What has crisp face's marital status got to do with us anyway?
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Aah, Tunns, Ruffian, Sweats, I see you've met our resident bitter scouse ****** KPR. At one point I'd have wanted him banned from the United board, but he can be quite entertaining in a childish way. He's like a punch-bag for us.
     
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  7. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Cheers Fella

    I'm sure there will be many more on here once the old 606 closes.<laugh>
     
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    The fact is, last time I checked Worsley is actually part of sunny Salford and no where near Cheshire so the stupid scouse prick can't even do his winds ups properly.

    That where Giggs lives Pepe, just so you know, Worsley.

    Otherwise, **** off, there's a nice lad.
     
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  9. tunns®

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    Chops (that's Rusholme Ruffian to everyone else) - my hero saying it as it is since '76
     
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    This guy is hardcore. He said he wanted Fergie to die the other day <doh>

    Plus the guy isn't actually from Liverpool! Would you credit it? And I thought it was only United that had fans from all the world.
     
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    Well I appear to be in a bad mood today... Feel like ripping someone's arms off then biting their nose off... This may be due to watching green street 2 last night... Then compounded dealing with an Asian whose house I sold messing me about.. Then whenever I need to speak to him his English is ****... ****s/..

    May fall off the wagon today
     
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    wagon is definitely goin to be fell off...
     
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  13. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Mr Reina getting nasty eh?


    Only one thing worse than a mouthy Mickey ..... a plastic one!



    Thanks for the heads up.


    Sweats my man - down a barrel or two tonight dude!
     
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  14. Sweats

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    I think i could be a red wine extravaganza...
     
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  15. tunns®

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    make it a Vineyard then ............. a red one of course!
     
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  16. tunns®

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    oh yeah a French one at that ......... no Rioja till after the weekend:)
     
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  17. Sweats

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    i've gone a bit mental the last few times i have had a session on red wine an total memory loss
     
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  18. tunns®

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    all alcohol does that to me
     
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    Well, Barcelona are catalans so you're alright with Rioja.

    What I'd like to be drinking Saturday night whilst waching is few bottle of Vol Damm, Beat those catalans at thier own game, the ****ers. Was in Barca for one NYE and was mightily hungover oin New Years day so was out having a stroll and decided to have a hair of the dog. Chose a Vol Damm and the waiter actually said 'ooof'. Fair play, I knew what he meant sharpish and was pissed again in about five minutes.
    Trouble is, nowhere sells it, although Estrella Damm has now appeared in a couple of pubs.

    Anyway, waffling as usual when it comes to me favourite subject.

    I'm thinking that this working for myself is alright, but still want out of this cut throat construction world. I'm now thinking nice little independant shop of some sort down the lovely genteel and gentrified Mumbles but don't know what would go down a storm. Definitely not a sex shop or a pound shop (Swansea is in the Guiness book of records for most pound shops per sauare foot of local population), any ideas?
     
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