Might just go into Media Hybernation

Might just go into Media Hybernation until the new season kicks off!!!!

The season hasn't even been finished for a week and I'm pissed off and sick of all the bullshit flying around.

Barton
Enrique (which has been going on far to long)

And now I read Spurs are apparently ready to try and tempt Tiote away FFS

Lazy journo's anyone with half a brain knows that's bollocks since he's just signed a 6 year contract and says he doesn't want to live in London.

It's doing my head in already as well as people creating a new article about the same subjecrt over and over!!!!!

Night all see you in a couple of months

 

Don't leave!

We can change. Honest.

Also, the plants will die... but we are the acorn that can become the mighty oak!

 

I'll think about it

It's getting like Ground Hogs Day on here at the minute!!!


Did you know Barton isn't being offered a new contract and Liverpool have been linked with Enrique!!!!!

Came as some surprise to me

 

What nooo. Next youll be telling me Carroll is off to Liverpool

 

Did you not know?????/

Sorry dude meant to post something among the other 100 articles on this subject

 

I suggest we only talk about players once they have left or joined

Also I say we just make a thread where we start our own rumours about other players...like that Rooney once shagged a dead ape then ate it!

 

You know that rumour would never be belived, if you said he was born and raised as an ape before being introduced into society that mirrored that of apes in the jungle (in this case Liverpool) after being shaved.

I'd have belived you

 

That's because that's a true story isn't it!? I am also adament my ape story fits in, obviously his best apes gran died, he shagged her (as he likes grans) and was then hungry so decided to eat her, only to leave the head to play football with. That's how he became a footballer!

Edit: Its all makes sense!

 

Is that his alternative to date rape?

Ape Rape

I'll get my coat