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Chicken pluckers, plucked again...

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by originallambrettaman, Apr 30, 2013.

  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    Henning Berg has won his court case and Venky's have been ordered to settle the full £2.25m.

    They have to be the most clueless muppets ever to be involved in English football.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22336538
     
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  2. doveston

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    come home to venky's
    [video=youtube;1PgCqSq1H7M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PgCqSq1H7M[/video]
     
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  3. bigfattiger

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    Shebby Singh must be the most useless twat involved in football. Bar Blatter of course.
     
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  4. Party Hull!

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    I remember a while back when Blackburn got taken over by some foreign lads, they decided to go on the pitch at Ewood (we're talking a few seasons back now) and they waved and all that ****.

    Anyhow, one of them had a goatee beard and a very, very long ponytail.

    My question; Was he one of the Venkys?

    And, if so, given that the ponytail was there, what could the fans realistically expect?

    We all know this is the standard reaction;

    [video=youtube;C8A4DrP11sw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8A4DrP11sw[/video]

    A tough watch for Carmine, I know (hits a nerve), but I'm just the messenger.

    Sometimes life is so simple, you see the clues early, you take the appropriate action.

    Blackburn can only blame themselves.

    Ponytail, FFS.
     
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  5. BillyBobBallbag

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    Five managers in a season, wtf ?
     
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  6. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Party you rascal.

    Are you suggesting one has a ponytail?

    Or have I posted a booze fuelled rant against ponytails in the past?

    It is a distinct possibility.
     
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  7. Is Vic there?

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    That wasn't the Venky fellas on the pitch. They couldn't be arsed going to Ewood, far too cold and miserable. Those lads waving on the pitch were just a couple of local Cab drivers the Club put there to appease the fans.
     
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  8. Party Hull!

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    I've seen you with your ponytail, guiding that ****ty arsed dog around the marina.

    Shellsuit, ponytail, staffy...too many clues.
     
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  9. Carmine Galante.

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    Last time I went down Prinny Ave in my best clobber some cheeky **** said I dressed like Paddy out of
    Emmerdale. No shell suit.

    My hair is short and Artic blonde. No ponytail.

    My dog is a shi tzu. No Staffy.

    I probably look gay when I take him for a walk but I am at ease with my sexuality. Hence why my favourite player is Sven Bender.

    Are you sure you haven't got me mistaken for Agro?
     
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  10. Party Hull!

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    Ah **** yeah that's what I've done, sorry mate.

    He's always round here, randomly stopping people to tell them that Humberside IS an area, etc etc.

    I cross the road normally.
     
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  11. PLT

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    Roy?

    No.

    Roy?
     
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  12. Amin Arrears

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    Carmine can't be called Roy. What an anti climax that would be.

    He will be called something like... Che
     
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  13. Carmine Galante.

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    Get ****ed.

    Do I come across as a Roy?
     
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  14. PLT

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    Who's this imposter?

    The real Roy would have said Get to ****.
     
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  15. Carmine Galante.

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    Who the **** is Roy?

    Tell me who he is an where he lives.
     
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  16. Is Vic there?

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    Wasn't that Indian Geezer who died doing that crazy "Pony Tail " stunt, called Roy?
     
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  17. Carmine Galante.

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    Do us all a favour and push the boring **** in the drink next time he's 'round your gaff.
     
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  18. Amin Arrears

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    You come across as

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    I can't contemplate for a minute you could possibly be a Roy.
     

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  19. Carmine Galante.

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    Cheers Bob.

    That's more like it.

    I always wanted to be called Ray though.
    Wanted to call my eldest Ray as well but her indoors wouldn't have it.

    FFS.
     
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  20. PLT

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    Albino Roy...
     
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