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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I've been getting it quite a lot recently so went to my GP.

    Reckons I've got IBS and have to look at my diet and start leaving things out I normally eat.

    I'm quite thin and can't really afford to lose much more weight (lost about half a stone over the last 6-8 weeks just coz of the ****s).

    Anyone else had this problem? Any tips?


    Yours sincerely,

    Daisy Diarrhoea xx
     
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    Tina., Apr 30, 2013
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Think I must have IBS.

    I regularly have 3 or 4 dumps a day.

    Lost quite a bit of weight recently. Almost back to my fighting weight. 6' 2" and 12 1/2 stone.

    I do get diarrheoa quite regularly as well.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 30, 2013
  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I want this ...
     
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  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Lost about a stone since new year.

    Not drinking does wonders <ok>

    As for the ****s - watch your toes.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Apr 30, 2013
  5. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    No you don't. Trust me. It's awful.
     
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    Tina., Apr 30, 2013
  6. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    <rofl> <rofl> <rofl>
     
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    EDGE., Apr 30, 2013

  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Try a diet of sausages..
     
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  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Which type?
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    If the doc suspects IBS there must be blood in yer ****s <ok>
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Filthy Tina's ring sting hell!

    Glad you posted this after lunch
     
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  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Tinas in bloody and ****ty toes revelation.
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Stop drinking the Glasgow tap water. Problem ****ing solved.

    No need to thank me. <ok>
     
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  13. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    My mrs reckons I have IBS. I quite enjoy it. Nothing quite like a good clear out.

    Though if you're scared to fart for fear of ****ting ones self then they can prescribe you stuff.
     
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  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 30, 2013
  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My wife reckons I have IBS.


    Impressive Boaby Span :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 30, 2013
  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You misheard, she meant Infinitesimal Baw Spurt.
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 30, 2013
  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Aside from the initial consonants (EDIT: and one vowel), that sounds nothing like impressive boaby span.

    She might've said "Intensive Moby fan", right enough which would be well wide of the mark. I hate that baldy wee prick.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 30, 2013
  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    I'd frankly rather be impotent than be known as a Moby fan.
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 30, 2013
  19. RAVENBLACK

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    That reminds me of that joke in the film where the hionky pretends to be a darkie to get into college.

    Can't for the life of me remember what the film was called and I hate googling. I prefer torturing myself by trying to remember. It will have to be another slog through the alphabet.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 30, 2013
  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Soul Man?
     
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