I think we need him on the bench and more importantly in the changing room before the game. I'm not advocating playing him or even bringing him on. But we rarely use Cairney or Fathi, drop one of them out of the squad. He's one of the few at the club with that grit and determination that we so obviously lack. Get him to give Elmo Meyler Quinn Evans Boyd Brady Simmo the bollocking of their lives. Tell em what it means to play for Hull City.
Either or then really. What about Judge Judy? She's pretty stern. Good give em a good kick up the arse.
If we're going to pick anyone it would have to be Gordon Ramsay. I only mentioned jezza because he's a renowned motivator and team talk giverer bloke.
If this doesnt relax them nothing will. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4juF4dSFbw8 Bite your ****ing ankles
The obvious choice would be John Stapleton. His brother played for Man Utd, Arsenal and Eire. Knows his onions does John, it's in his blood.
He doesn't have to be in the matchday squad to give them a talking to though. It's not like his access is cut off from the team.
As long as they dont get that **** Stephen Fry in. That could **** em right up. Just confuse em with all his long words, or Michael Mcintyre. Its as good as over if we get Mcintyre.
Totally agree, he looks like Sean St Ledger as well which would just confuse the **** out of everyone. I know it's pie in the sky but if I could draft anybody in it'd be the boy Hawking. I'd have him lead the team out as well, saying that the state of our pitch could mean his wheels get stuck. Nah, I'm worrying over nothing. He's minted, he'll have four wheel drive. HAWKING, HAWKING, HAWKING!!! Give me a H Give me a A...... You know the rest.
I've said it before, but if we're going to send anyone into the dressing room, it needs to be this little **** [video=youtube_share;9Brgdd7PtqM]http://youtu.be/9Brgdd7PtqM?t=16s[/video] Sorry Gordon.
I'm throwing these out there http://www.speakers.co.uk/our-speakers/profile/russ_abbot You want atmosphere!! http://www.speakers.co.uk/our-speakers/profile/jim_bowen Lovely smashing super and the pope to boot http://www.speakers.co.uk/our-speakers/profile/derren_brown Hypnotise the ****ers into winning http://www.speakers.co.uk/our-speakers/profile/bruce_dickinson Businessman, Pilot and Lead Singer of Iron Maiden. What more could you want.
I'm sorry Chazz but none of them even come close to the dwarf. And you know it. Tyrion lannister wins hands down.
Arse. 2 days running I find myself agreeing with ****ter. The dwarf is a man amongst men. He'd fit right in anywhere in Hull too, he can socialise all the way down from Aggers all the way up to Chazz.
O/T the dwarf is class but this series of GOT is a bit ****. There seems absolutely no chance daenerys is going to get her tits out ever again.
It's been a bit slow I've gotta admit, story is getting quite deep though, plenty of potential twists and turns in the offing... Mark my words her tits will be unleashed once again, there's no way they'll have something of such quality and not get the best from it... It would be like signing Robert koren to play him out on the wing... They had to upscale daenrys' age from the books for her nude and sex scenes, because in the books she's supposed to be something like 13 I think. They wouldn't bother doing that for the sake of a small amount of nippleage in the first series.
