About three years ago, I stood and watched as Paul Weller attempted to reverse into a space at the Asda store in Rayleigh, Essex. In, out, in, out, in, out, but the **** still couldn't get it right. He was driving a battered Austin Maestro - which surprised me no-end - yet he ended up parking in the pick-up space at the front of the store. I called out to him: 'Oi, Sideburns! You can't park there.' He stormed over to me and started hollering like a lunatic. 'You better find a ****ing time-machine, pal,' he screeched, 'because I'm going to kick your cock into next week.' I can't even begin to explain what happened next...
Clearly not paying that much attention then, as if you had you would have incited some form of laughter and admiration for a well written and enlightening article. I am happy to provide you with some pointers in the future if you want to rum any thread ideas past me first.
You like TV Bloopers eh OP? I didn`t watch the car one but that guy swearing was very underwhelming .. I`m with sweatband here, uninspired thread this one star.