Maths check needed for wager

Modest stake of £3.50 on tonights game. Can someone mathematically minded check my pro rata stakes:

Sunderland win 12/5 £2.10

Danny Graham 1st goalscorer 7/1 £0.90

Sunderland 5-0 250/1 £0.30

Sunderland 5-0/DG First gscorer 350/1 £0.20.

Do they seem about right?

 

All apart from 5 - 0 away from home.

Who scores that many in an away game ?

 

Erm, Liverpool on Saturday (6) and Sunderland tonight.

 

I think we'll win tonight , but not by 5.

I'd settle for 0 - 1 , the goal being a deflection of Darren Bents arse in the 94th minute.

 

Oh and Sunderland 9 at St James

 

The bookies love all the little bets on long odds.

 

Darrent Bent own goal would be good

 

Odds on a Villa fan, fisting a horse?

 

When you go to your local or breaktime at work, does everyone stop talking sometimes and just stare at you with a 'wtf' expression?

 

Literally or with a punch?

 

Let me do the maths for you. You've won nowt.

 

These went well pal.

If by well, I mean not well, at all, bordering on comedically not well.

 

Can I have your tips for the weekend please NMG.
I'll then know what to avoid.

 

I missed a bullet big time.

 

Not many will have correct score bets . Bookies win again. Twats.

 

Well just a bit out. Erm, if you watch it again though Graham did have a shot blocked at 0-0. He is trying hard but doesn't seem quick enough. Villa had worked out if Sess plays Sunderland play and were on him in a flash. Yes Albert I predict Newcastle winning 6-0 away at the weekend. There ya go. You full of confidence now.

 

Quite the opposite NMG.
I'll back West Ham to win I think.

 

Think I will place my last bet on my birthday and return to my old ways of living like Diogenes. The downside is that I fcking stink but on the plus side it stops people talking to you.