most annoying thing ever. almost always ends up in a drunken squabble over something really daft as well. they can look and speak to whoever they like, and do, but if you so much as look at another girl all hell breaks loose.
Next time she kicks off, roundhouse kick her in the face. She should get the message, but if she doesn't, and she tries it on again, after the following soirée, use the kick, and then drop an elbow on her. From a table if possible. If she still doesn't learn her lesson, shoot her between the eyes. No need to thank me.
??? I think Bruich76 wanted only to talk to another girl - he hasn't stated that this third party has done anything that deserves such drastic treatment !
You're either going out with a jealous cow that can't drink properly or you've cheated on her and she's now taking it out on you when she's pissed. Either way it's your own fault, so deal with it.
Two years ago, while I was at a nightclub in Frinton-on-Sea, I spotted this absolute stunner sitting alone at the bar; blond, slim, large knockers and pouting lips, she was a Goddess. So I sidled over and gave her my best chat-up line: 'Has anyone ever told you that you are the spitting-image of Tove Jansson, the creator of the Moomins?' Well. she was putty in my hands after that, and we proceeded to drink,chat and flirt the night away. About 3am, we jumped in a cab and headed back to her place. We made for the bedroom and romped until the sun and I came up. She brought me kippers and coffee, and she perched naked on the edge of the bed while I replenished my energy levels. Once I was replete, we went for a stroll in her garden and then we made love amongst the Snap Dragons. I ended up staying for a week, and I can say, hand on heart, that they were the most blissful seven days of my life. Even my missus couldn't complain, for my week-long lover had SkyPlus, so she was able to watch all her soaps and cookery shows while I gave in to all of my carnal desires.
Maybe you are ****e in bed, and she craves for a real man, and is looking for an escape clause? Just a theory like.
