Get on your knees and pray like f**k!!!

I have watched some sh**e over the years but yesterday was the epiphany! Never have I seen a Newcastle side just give up like they did yesterday.
All year Pardew has consistently played players out of position and picked his favorites whenever they are fit, regardless of their form. Every manager has his favorite players but surely there has to come a time to remove those rose tinted glassed and smell the roses, or ****e!! Tiote has had a ****e year, fact. Where is the hard as nails player that played for us last year. I feel he has been told to be less aggresive with his play to avoid the yellow card he always got. He is what he is! He has turned into a powder puff of a player now! Guiterriez is awful, has been for 18 months now. Why does always get a game? Taylor is nowhere good as he or other people think, GET RID!! Elliot, if he is our 2nd best keeper then god ****in help us!! Anita, why does he not start? Paid a ****in fortune for him and the lad hardly get a game, only when tiote is not playing does he have a chance of playing. When he does play for a extended run he starts to look good but as soon as tiote is fit he on the bench. Cabaye and Sissoko, two playes consistently played out of position and the results speak for themselves. Cabaye is a French team regular but when he plays for us he is shoved in front of the back four as a stopper, FFS!!

Pardew, you ****in muppet, you do not have a clue what to do do you?

If we do not go down it will because of how **** Wigan and Villa are, not because of your tactical brilliance LOL!!!!

It obvious to everyone there yesterday that he lost the dressing room. Tactically and technically good footballers reduced to playing ****in HOOFBALL for a manager that has not got a clue!!

We are a bloody Laughing Stock!!!!

 

I should have included you on my poll shouldn't I?

 

So would you get rid of him now or at the end of the season lol? Can't argue with any of that TBH

 

Aye, I had to tone down my rant quite a bit as well!!

 

Pointless getting rid now, that wud be suicide. Just got to hope things go our way, Mackems beating Villa wud be a great boost. Cant believe I am in a situation so dire that I reduced to hoping they beat Villa!! PARDEW I HATE YOU, YOU C**T for reducing me to this!!!!

 

He won't be sacked. The fifth place finish last year will get him another year. Europa league and injuries will be the excuse and he will get a year to put it right. I think you will get the point somewhere that should be enough but that goal difference could come back to bite you. Just don't think the luck is with Wigan this year.

 

I think we are currently left with only one logically-deducible alternative to sitting and watching this happening (which is ultimately like seeing a porn film starring your girlfriend, before finding out it's actually just the pilot in a long-running series.. The amount of well-endowed monsters going down on our beautiful club this season has surely been too much for anyone to cope with... Any perverted pleasure some of us might have gained from the humpings have surely long since wilted), and that's to sacrifice the weakest Not606er to appease the gods... And the sexiest... And the youngest... And the one who looks most like Boa, just to make sure we get Boa...

 

Oh we cant sack him now but if he get another bloody year as our manager after this, then we are well and truly F**cked for years to come. Come on Ashley show us how ruthless you really are and hand the TW*T out to dry, please!!!!

 

Its like watching a really **** movie where you know the plot within minutes of the movie starting, but you cant leave because its so bad and obvious that you have to keep watching to see if the director is really as ****e as you think he is. (substitute director for Pardew)!!

 

The worst thing is this... I work as a Head Professional at a Golf Club in the Sunderland area. Not only have I had to put up with all the Blowback from the Derby I now have got them all over me for this debacle. Let me tell you this, they are loving shoving my nose in the **** today!! I hate my life today!!!

 

I have to say that although I am definitely NOT a Nags supporter I was really saddened by yesterdays result. You looked good in small patches but were caught out so easily and then you just gave in!!! It is never pleasant even for Black Cats to see such a poor performance from any team, we have been there and it isn't fun. I do hope you (and us) survive as I would miss the derbys..but you dont have an easy run in!

 

Is there any easy games at this stage of the season?

 

Pardew is like Frank Spencer right now.

 

Get rid now and bring in Di Matteo till the end of the season. Even if we go down, stick with him as he could bring us back within two seasons.

 

Hey no need for that we both have to stay up and I cannot remember the last time we won 3 on the bounce, undoubtedly we will try. I thought Mr Short was foolish for dumping MoN so late in the season but it is now looking if he could have been right.

Pardew does seem to have lost the plot somewhat, I cannot seen why Jonas is in the squad never mind the starting 11, and if Fartem is even only half fit he has to start, he is your Sess! That is two home games you have not turned up, the truth of it is that Pool' and us are really not that great..so something is wrong.

P.s. Cisse a decent striker needs to play off a line leader!

 

Yesturday was the worst performance by a Newcastle fan I've ever seen. Worse than any under dalglish, gullit and souness, and yet this side is better than all those they had too choose from. Terrible

 

At the Ramside is it?

 

Nah, Boldon..

 

I seem to remember them giving up just as bad on that relegation day against villa, taylor talking about how sick he was etc. deja vu.

 

Can't be any worse without him than we are with him.