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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Frank The Tank, Jan 29, 2010.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'm not unfit. I just don't go on about my body and suppleness to other men.

    Not obsessed with my body like some teenage lassie either.
     
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  2. lone ranger

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    just asking as to see if he should clinch or not
    from the sounds of it you would do best in the clinch as if your taller you can tower over them and put your weight on the guy making it very hard for him to get out of it or hurt you and a strong upper body will allow you to swing him around and win the physical fight and once your in a good position you can just knee the **** outta those kidneys till he vomits

    once your into training pm me or post i can give you specific clinch techniques (im sure your fine with boxing and kicking)

    one thing to watch out for you ARE alowed spinning back hands which arnt alowed in normal boxing so just something extra for you

    and venom we arnt gay we can discuss our bodies without being attracted to it. no need to get jealous that your bulbus ass couldnt even make it to the phone from your computer chair to order your 6th chinky of the night
     
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  4. VenomPD

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    Sensitive much? Methinks the ladies doth protest too much.

    You two will be getting sweaty together in no time, comparing stories of how many reps you did, before gazing into each others eyes and realising that....yes.....it's true.....all this false machoness and vanity is just a cover for your latent homosexuality. You should really excercise the muscle in your head sometime, then you'd be fully aware that this obsession with your bodies has a direct correlation to supressed sexuality stemming from daddy issues.
     
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  5. wizgub

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    enjoy having a **** to it at home watching us on UFC :)

    oh and dont worry the ladies dont complain about our bodies either, with abs like this our burds DONT have handlebar mustaches <LAUGH>
     
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  6. VenomPD

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    Wizgub all I can read in that is : I am hetero, I promise.

    Look how vehemently you have to prove it to a guy on a forum. I made a wee joke and the violence of your protests has me convinced now. Bummers.
     
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  8. Frank The Tank

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    <laugh>

    To be fair venom we need to discuss my build and suppleness for this subject, it may border on bummery right enough but its important he knows I'm not a short arse fat bastard before giving me advice.

    Funny reply though <laugh><laugh>

    wizgub, I'll let you know my progress then. Feel free to PM me some moves or combos that might be useful. My punching and kicking technique is ok but really needs work, I tend to be inconsistent especially when I get tired.
     
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  9. wizgub

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    **** im no hetro ye can be intae both

    not got the balls to go with a guy so a jus get my fiancee to throw a strap-on on and have me. I claim its cos i like the feeling off my prostate but in my mind i imagine a black man called bubba

    whats your excuse?
     
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  10. VenomPD

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    Nev - Want to feel my suppleness? Want to feel that deep burn?

    Gays.
     
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    **** sake you're no fun ya ****. Thought I had you for a minute there.
     
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  12. Bhoy From Brum

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    Punches should be thrown open handed Frank. Clench your fist on impact <ok>

    Clenching your fist then throwing the punch means you are wasting most of your energy & the power generated comes from the lower arm/hand muscles. Open handed punches uses the muscles in your upper arm meaning more power <ok>

    I'm a brown belt in Karate & its one of the secrets you get taught as you progress through.

    Practise it when you get home & you'll notice the difference straight away.
     
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  13. a just team bash ****s, its well better
     
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  14. lone ranger

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    shut up brum, the only advice that is welcome on this thread is reference tanning oil and gay porn <ok>
     
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  15. wizgub

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    i tend to not use combos too much i just jump into clinching as im 15 stone and 6ft 2 i really dominate there compared to others. simple things that i have found catch people off gaurd would be kicking the inside of their right shin with your right leg, lots (not all) will instintivly drop their right hand so go for the left hook. if they dont drop their hand then left thigh kick tot heir right leg (they wont bring their leg up to block with their shin as you should have that leg slightly off balance from first kick)

    a right uppercut left hook is good for gettin into the clinch without getting hurt on your way in, just keep your left hand behind their head for the clench and when you move in right straight punch can get your arm on their neck so you can control the head and ragdol them about.

    when in teh clench you want both your hands round behind their headand their arms on the outside of yours, this is the most dominant position, from their try and dig your elbows into the gap just at the collar bone whilst putting weight ontop of them this will push their head to about your chest level and be almost impossible for them to get out off and your free to elbow into their body and face (if in a fight) usually they will try and hug if they cant get out and just stay there until the ref breaks it if they do this then hook both your arms round his, over his shouldersthen under until your gloves are touching inbetween your bodies

    from here just push out with your shoulders that will push some space between you to get a knee or 2 in then go back in before he can hit back. from this position even though he can knee you you control when there is space to knee or not

    thats all i can think of off the top of my head sorry if you dont understand as i said hard without diagrams
     
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  16. VenomPD

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    I'm usually the **** that gets team bashed.
     
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  17. wizgub

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    easier said than done in boxing gloves. i find most of the power in punches comes from keeping your arm relativly still and twisting round with your hips then snapping your arm out full force JUST before you hit them
     
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  18. wizgub

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    a think a seen that porno
     
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  19. VenomPD

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    Naked in the North Sea IV?
     
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