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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by beyondthetouchline..., Apr 26, 2013.

  1. beyondthetouchline...

    beyondthetouchline... Active Member

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    sick of hearing that the championship is like a rollercoaster! can anyone think of a better analogy/metaphor?

    The championship is like a badger farting into a pan...or something
     
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    beyondthetouchline..., Apr 26, 2013
  2. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    The championship is like swallowing a gram of speed.

    The championship is like my cock in a strip bar.
     
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    Amin Yapusi, Apr 26, 2013
  3. tigercity

    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    the championship is like this football league where all 24 teams try and win games..
     
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    tigercity, Apr 26, 2013
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    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    the championship is like this football league where all 24 teams try and win games.. :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    tigercity, Apr 26, 2013
  5. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    The Championship is like a night with the French Tickler - maddening, embarrassingly bad and yet strangely enjoyable
     
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    Erik, Apr 26, 2013
  6. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    We'll take your word for it Erik
     
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    Mr Hatem, Apr 26, 2013
  7. minuteman

    minuteman Active Member

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    It's like League One, but better.
     
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    minuteman, Apr 26, 2013
  8. Beverley_Tiger_998

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    It's more like a formula one race. Too many Pit stops and unmanageable variables and the only result that matters is where you finish at the end.
     
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    Beverley_Tiger_998, Apr 26, 2013
  9. Craigo

    Craigo Well-Known Member

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    It's like the ups and downs of Nigel Pearson's love life.
    Apparently he's gone from brandishing the whip in thigh boots, fishnets and a studded corsett, to just the gimp mask and nipple clamps.... (allegedly)
     
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    Craigo, Apr 26, 2013
  10. frisky biscuit

    frisky biscuit Active Member

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    The championship is like a pair of whores knickers.......up and down several times a day..........and often found between spring bank and anlaby road
     
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    frisky biscuit, Apr 26, 2013

  11. chien

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    Really is that the new hot spot, i remember as a kid it was Waterhouse lane <whistle>
     
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    chien, Apr 26, 2013
  12. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    The Championship is like a fairground without a roller-coaster .

    <whistle><party><party>

    <cheers>
     
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    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger, Apr 26, 2013

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