The Guinness Book of Records

Here are a few of the latest new entries....

The Biggest Nose;

Mehmet Ozyurek's colossal conk - measuring 3.46 inches - is officially the world's longest hooter.
It has won the 61-year-old Turk a place in the Guinness World Records book. The 2011 edition is out today, priced £20.

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That's some ****in conk!


The World's Biggest English Breakfast:
Mario’s Cafe, Bolton, serves ten eggs, sausages and bacon rashers, five black puddings and piles of mushrooms and beans.
It’s free if eaten in 20 minutes!

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I could eat that nae bother.



Largest Smurf Collection: Stephen Parkes has 1,061 in total, including Christmas smurfs and historical figures.

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Some right weirdos oot there.... imagine collecting Smurfs.


Don't like the way that Smurf in the bushes is spying on the little Smurfs............



Reminds me of The Gumtree Loner......

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Who remembers Andy?

 

Feck me, can you imagine if the boy with the schnozzle had a coke habit?

The Gumtree Loner Was that the freak on the Evening Tims who TN8 "befriended", Rocket?

 

That's the very guy.... "Be My Fwiend"

I found him and then TN8 went on to be his bestest pal.

 

I remember TN8's blogs on here about the activities, I think he invited him to a boozer for a game of darts and a pint or something

****ing TN8, known him on the boards since about 2006, funniest **** knocking about on them. Shame he's gone AWOL.

 

Whit's up - are the dayshift no playin?

****in great thread like this and it's had one reply from BH.

Shower a cleeky bastareds.


AM OUT!

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****in fannies!

 

Just clocked that the **** who collects the smurfs is sitting in the middle of the picture

 

there's a wee darkie smurf as well

 

Trust you to spot something like that

Is the **** with the big nose a jew by any chance?

 

an angry darkie at that

 

Not many Jews in Turkey, Laudy

I do know that this Turk is barred from attending any more weddings in his home of Istanbul.

Apparantley, anytime he walks into a reception he nods to someone he knows...and cuts the ****ing cake

 

Wouldn't you be angry if you were black?

 

Maybe he's about to peg it, cause I hear some ****s change colour before they die

 

and another thing...**** the smurfs, cause they're aw tims I think.

I'm sure their leader is called Papa smurf

 

Papa Smurf's blue n white army. Smurfette would get it. pretty weird how papa smurf used to shag her.

 

I found him.... took me ages but I just had to track him down.

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The legend that is The Gumtree Loner


"BE MY FWIEND"

 

who the **** is that?

whats the story behind him?

 

He looks like the **** in the poster behind him

That was funny as ****. All he wanted was someone to go to the cinema and parkhead with

 

please dont **** with that nutter again

 

do it!