The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Well, I won't bother with that bet now then. It was only good when I was naive enough to believe its unbelievable terms. I've had to turn the swearing off as my work filters the page with it on. Never mind, I'll reset it when I log out.
I'm going to buy myself a lovely bottle or two of wine for Saturday night. I'm babysitting, but they won't mind drunk daddy - he's always more fun. Until the crying starts. Then the bitter rage takes over. Then I end up sobbing naked in the cupboard with Midge Ure's Vienna up full blast.

Maybe I'll stay sober...

 

nah it's got that will be £2,500.99 please sir ....... or funk off 'cos you can't afford it!

 

Paddy Power ran that advert during Gary Nev's testimonial and it's there on the bottom that it is only first goalscorer etc.
So, to those of you conned into thinking otherwise, it serves you right for listeing to talk sport. Which is just a load of fat, ignorant cockney toss pots talking absolute rat **** about sports they don't understand deeply enough whilst they have food in their mouths and spitting saliva everywhere and dribble running down their chins. With stained shirts and the buttons on their trousers bursting open. Like a load of Monsier Creosotes.

That's how I see those ****s.

 

I personally like to sob along to Art Garfunkel's "Bright Eyes" .


Then I venture outside ...



... and murder something.





....Dexter stylee!

 

ha thats quite an amusing thought foo, strange choice though old midge....

when i was a bit depressed i used to listen to those sweaty socks who did driftwood... cant think of their names... though if you replace the word driftwood with worthless the song worked for me...

 

some of this paper talk is utter bollocks... we are being linked with Nasri.... no way would i want that surrender monkey in our shirt... Eric was different as he was violent..

 

That sounds about right When Talksport start mopping up SkySports rejects, you know they've hit rock bottom...

The bookie adverts are all the same - make you think you're onto a massive winner and then shaft you with some impossible to find out small print. It's like all those "sign up bonuses" which you have to bet at least ten times at odds of at least 100-1 before you can withdraw them. ****s.

Btw, the swearing filter is set by your account, not by each thread. If you go to general settings (http://www.not606.com/profile.php?do=editoptions) you can turn the filter on or off using the "Forum Skin" option down the bottom of the screen. Then you can **** and **** to your heart's content

 

Sweats my man


Pop your local supermarket procure a pair of Hair clippers for £10-15.


and wop the lot off yourself, piece of piss mate!


Sheer (no pun) liberation!



...and you'll never look back.



it makes sense mate just do it, the chicks will dig it too!

 

I have a set of hair clippers already... but i have a lumpy head so i am resigned to paying someone to do it for me.. my mate charges me £10 at the moment, he said he will do it for £4 when i decide to do it..

also i like ogling the dirty bird who works in the barbers... she always seems to get on her hands an knees an starts sweeping up hair infront of me whenever i go in... I would miss that.. I dont mean my own hair either although it clearly now is falling out at a rate of knots there isnt enough to trouble her to sweep up..

 

my ex-wife was a beautician/hairdresser and used to go to town on my hair, I was young(ish) with long wavy hair.


Not long before we seperated she presented me with a pair of clippers, and said "Here get on with it yourself"

By then an older Tunns waved goodbye to his hair ............ and eventually to his wife!

 

I would also miss her stories.. I would try it on with her but i know her bloke who is a hammers fan an looks like julian dicks and like to pull people arms off. I wonder if she donned a strap on with him??

One thing i do like about this site is it shows you who is perusing the utter bollocks we talk about... think folks may be a little scared to join in..

 

I know this site is like the bastard son of a PS3 game, Facebook & the original 606.


What's ironic is you can more or less say what you want and not get modded like on 606 and yet on here (so far) I haven't seen the cyber scraps you had on the latter.

 

Surely it must go on... though i have no idea how many users use this site.. I did debate doing a bit of scouser bating but really cant be bothered with that **** anymore..

or perhaps we should post a link on one of their threads with an attachment of the paul hardcastle song 19?

 

Excellent stuff... good to see its a family orientated theme... only thing missing would be incest and paedaphilia.. which sounds a bit like like a creamy cheese spread.

 

" other soft cheese spreads are available"

 

low fat or the full blown thing?

Maybe I should of thought of a better word than blown.

 

is that mornings or afternoon?

 

Excellent stuff i will remember to bring a bag of sweets for thursday club...


Has to be full "blown" fat version tunny surely...