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welcome back on dark one.

 

Cheers

 

Welcome back - good to have another fan posting.

 

Hello, I'm Indestrucitblel. I'm new.

 

Hello young man.
Want to see some puppies?
Has the lynch mob stopped looking for me yet (aka Billy)?

 

I think you're pissed!

 

Its against my religion. Plus I have a condition affecting my motor skills, which is particularly noticable when I type.

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Give the guy a break Obi, he's typing with a hook and he's only got one eye.

Can't be easy for him.

 

Are you shouting "ARGHH!" because you're a pirate, or because you've poked yourself in your good eye?

 

Burn him.

 

Both. (A proper pirate with a peg leg and a parrot. Not these gay [gay in a derogatory way, not a comment on their sexual orientation]Somali ones with AK47s.)

 

Did someone mention pirates? Time for a rum then surely?

I'm Norma. Check out my boobies.

 

You've just made me recall a story I was told. lad I know reckons that when having a ****, when you're just about to shoot the motherload, put your thumb over the eye of your weapon. He reckons you crumple to your knees every time. He reckon he had a nasty bruise on his forehead after trying it in the shower and smashing his head on the taps as he was felled. I haven't attempted this but thought I would share.

(I realise the initial link between your "good eye" and the eye of the penis is a tenuous one)

 

Is that why he has a hook, because he blew his hand off trying that out?

 

Maybe he works with heavy machinery and tried it whilst at work. Lost a hand but it was worth it.

 

Tesco..... noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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That cannot be for real! Surely that's a set up / fake. Surely!

 

It is

 

Hello ACDC. You must be new to this forum. Welcome aboard.

 

Where's my welcome rep?