Paul Slane

I can't decide whether this story is tragic or funny.

Tweeting a picture of yourself being rode by a whore, but, is monumentally stupid whilst strangely legendary.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...Paul-Slane-I-blew-Celtic-cash-on-hookers.html

 

You'd think with his good looks he'd have no need of hookers

 

I just looked again

Sink in the corner - check

Weird lighting - check

Tiled walls - check

It's a textbook Amsterdam window/boudoir

 

Things are bad when your career is almost over in your early twenties and you have to sell your soul to the sun for 3 grand.

 

...and now I feel (predictably) bad for laughing at the picture.

Would we all have ****ed up so spectacularly given half the chance?

I'm fairly certain that, had I been a professional footballer, I would've been in the papers every other week.

 

Nothing to feel bad about, i was chuckling too! Waste of a career but injuries, **** all to do and wads of cash probably end up in a 4 day binge to Amsterdam far more than we hear about...

Aye, that's why i have avoided politics and fame too, because the sheer amount of horror kiss and tells, half of which i won't remember, would be enough to put my ma in an early grave

"...Hot prospect Jiffy Gurns & his sordid drug-abusing past...HERE...TOMORROW..." - I'm already envisaging which horsey munter it would be doing the K & T

 

He's lived the dream and played for Celtic too.

 

A very good point.

I'd say he's probably had a more successful life than i have, and i've got 6 or so years on the ****

 

To be fair to him, I would'nt mind splashing £5k on drugs and Hookers, I aint had a decent saturday night out in a coon's age.

 

You're like a ye olde times racist ...

 

That's Racoon ya daft ****

 

You do come out with some mad sayings at times Dev ... never heard of it that one

 

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1536/whats-the-origin-of-coons-age

 

Some of the old timey sayings are the best, especially the ones like this which people assume are racist, a bit like "Niggardly". Always a good one to squeeze into a debate.

 

Just looked it up!

 

Can you imagine a politician casually dropping in the word 'niggardly' on say, Question Time?

All hell would break loose (even though it doesn't mean what most people watching the programme would assume).

 

Stephen Fry's series on the English language mentioned something about some guy getting the sack for it in Washington.

Bizarrely, I'm sure he said the guy got his job back because the gay rights movement lobbied for him to get it back.

 

Yep, I recall that one

 

Did the Motherwell chairman not use it aswell?