Pick yer favourite

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...ing-Miss-Scotland-finalists-are-revealed.html

I'm going to plump for Laura Paterson, 19, from Kirkintilloch


Although, an honourable mention goes to the wee Penilee bird cos she would undoubtedly swallow the lot and be glad of a poke of chips afterwards

 

Poor show.

Still, I'll go for Monica Dunbar in honour of our own Monica.

 

Laura Paterson.

'mon the redheids!

 

The one from Edinburgh has a dick.

Not even contestable.

 

Jamie Bowers then Laura Brown .... Both look like they love the cock

 

Kirstie Smith.

Emily Butcher is a dude.

 

I might drift towards Taylor Wylie, 19, from Darvel, Ayrshire


Despite being 19, she looks like a 30 something newsreader.

 

Kirstie Smith (although a wee bit overly made up) but crackin legs and smile

-or-

Louise Brown cos she looks durty.

 

Saw that, nice tits though.

 

Which is the only bit that lets yon Kirstie Smith down, sadly.

 

She knows it and draws attention to they pins of hers. She isny daft is oor, Kirstie.

 

She's got a tiny wee waist anaw.

She wid get flung aboot.

They all would - even the mannish one with the rosary beads tattooed on her

 

and honoured is how I feel!

 

Billie Piper

Frankie Sandford

Rachel Weisz

AW of them would get it ****ing rotten.

 

What the **** is going on with Winslett's tits in that picture???

 

Shes had them redone in HD.

 

All of them, I'm horny as **** today.

 

Lacey Banghard

Sounds like a character in a Carry On film

 

She's a wee doll too.

Mixed race which is good for the gene pool.

 

Kate Beckinsale has still got it. Howzat for 39 yr old burd?