Heard on Radio Scotland News this morning that the ironically titled "UK Peace Index" report has been published. It has Glasgow in the No 1 spot for most violent urban area in Britain. It beats London into No 2, and Belfast into No 3. The report takes into account murder and violent crimes per 100,000 of the area's population. Well done you neddy bastards. Take a bow. Then nut some ****.
Actually, now I've reminded myself of the book am gonny re-read it. Read it when I was a teenager and canny mind **** all about it. Alzheimers is a wonderful thing. Teacups.
Safest city in the UK is Cardiff. Last time I was in Cardiff, on a Thursday night, I'd never seen so many drunk people out in public. So clearly the key to peace is drunkeness. Who'd have thought?
I read it years ago too. The only things that I remember about it were that: professional lady ballroom dancers were the high class escorts of their day; people who signed up to fight in WWI were widely regarded as ****wits rather than heroes.
I was in NL yesterday and felt an overwhelming urge to stab. I was driving along the A89 through Coatbridge when I pointed and laughed at this fat guy with a vest on then as I approached closer, it turned out he was a she....
London. Buncha pussies. Glesga will gie them a square go. Already warmed themselves up by giving Manchester a slapping.
Yep. Wimmin claim they don't like it but they do love a slap around the coupon before a right good shaggin.
