Toadie from Neighbours. The dude who plays the new Sherlock Holmes, Cumberdirk Bendleditch. His real-life mother is the bird who plays Rodney's mother-in-law in Only Fools. Gene Hunt. Marlon Dingle. I actually met this dude at Pontefract Castle in 2004. He was alright as it goes.
Hugh Jackman ... Vigo Mortensen (but only as Aragorn) ... both usually guarantee me a good night without having to bother with the foreplay ... .. and she doesn't mind me having Rachel Weisz and Holly Hunter as 'trade offs' ... so fair play
During one of those sky broadband adverts recently my woman suddenly dropped the bombshell she has a thing for Brue Willis
I was in a club the other week and some burd told me I looked like Gerard Butler with Downs' Syndrome. A while back someone said I looked like an ugly cross between Butler and Mr Bean. Never had a compliment.
My sister told my briother in law she fantasised about mel gibson - so he called her a Jewish cow and battered the living daylights out of her.