a thread about me

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Rebel was a frequent user of the glory hole in the toilets of his local pub. He only stopped after some joker left a mousetrap on the other side, leaving poor Rebel's penis permanently mangled. On the plus side, he can now piss round corners. He earns his drinking money by showing off this unusual talent and supplements his income by playing 'It's A Long Way To Tipperary' on the spoons.

True story. <ok>
 
I'd shag anything, but why do I have to see LK's fat face every single week in the Sunday Mail. ****ing publicity seeking or what?

I'm doing charity with army guys, look at me.
I'm interviewing someone important, look at me.
I've lost weight, look at me.
I'm old but look good after 12 people have made me up and picked my clothes, look at me.

Die LK....Die Die Die.
 
Rebel you don't seem upset that Yonner has you on his ignore list? I couldn't stand it, I think he's the coolest person in the whole world <ok>
 
Toby said:
Rebel you don't seem upset that Yonner has you on his ignore list? I couldn't stand it, I think he's the coolest person in the whole world <ok>
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Telling me he is ignoring makes me feel less ignored....It is a crumb of comfort from this whole sorry tale.
 
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