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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 22, 2013.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It's that time of year when these little bastards appear again. We've been ant-free for the past four years in our house but they've returned this year. Right now they are on my living room wall, having found the bait-station that I've placed on the floor. Hopefully they will take all that nasty poison back to their nest and kill all the ****ers, especially queenie.

    Anyone else plagued by these little ****ers?
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    There's an excellent documentary available that will tell you exactly how to deal with your problem. "Antz" I believe it's called. Good luck. <ok>
     
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  3. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Are they black or red

    Black ants are a nuisance

    Red ants will bite you
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    'mon the ants!
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Bloody annoying film as well <grr>
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Stereo ups the anty
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, it's ****.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    Up your auntie.
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Black ants. I hate it when some of them develop wings, it makes me want to throw up.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Stereo ups the ante.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's new queens leaving the nest, I believe.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Spreading their evil empire, the little ****s.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Or males.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    You have to be ruthless when dealing with these little ****ers. Imagine they are the same size as you and what they would do to you if given the chance.

    Then, if conditions permit, take a flame to them. Incinerate them (not when they are climbing up your living room wall though).
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    Ants in your pants!!
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    They are out in their droves now, all making a beeline for the honey pot bait-trap. I'm half tempted to squash them now but that would mean they don't carry all that gunge back to the nest. I feel I'm winning here.
     
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  17. Tina.

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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Ants? Beeline? Honey?

    Are you sure you know what you're talking about?
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It seems like only yesterday when they were out. Tempus fugit.
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    :cheesy:
     
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