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Six year old kid tries wumming.

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Selhurst Eagle, Apr 21, 2013.

  1. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    Is the poetry stanza style posting intentional or just a lack of syntax and grammar? Either way, you don't seem to be very intelligent; probably a spotty 28 year old who enjoys playing FIFA and Call of Duty against other luddites, still lives with his parents (well, they live with you don't they?) and uses the internet as a portal to unleash his anger and frustration at not quite being a full person. I mean, it's these kinds of people we used to hang from coatpegs by their underpants after P.E. Or, to quote Prince George "Why, in my day, we used to bend five of him over and use them as a toast rack." Do you still feel the hot crumpet burning your cheeks with shame?
     
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  2. Selhurst Eagle

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    According to your username you are from ****ing Horsham so you got in by the skin of your teeth!
    Horsham? Or faux Crawley?
     
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  3. Selhurst Eagle

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    What the **** you on about?
    And why have you got a little cartoon character next to your username?
     
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  4. The Omega Man

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    I noticed something quite special about Selfhurt Beagle, he only types using his fore finger and thumb, sure signs of a **** poster!
     
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  5. originallambrettaman

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    This wum is the most boring **** we've ever had, he makes Suarez look bright.
     
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  6. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Down in the pits now, pal - ace?
     
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  7. Horsham_Tiger

    Horsham_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    A bit angry there aren't you?

    Horsham's a lovely place and suits me just fine.

    I drove through your neck of the woods and recently and Hull is much better.
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Found some new playmates SE? - Wall board last week, the Tigers this? ... what is it with you? ... a cry for attention or a persecution complex?
     
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  9. Selhurst Eagle

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    Ooooh I love this!
    A load of Hull City fans.....even the ones who live in Horsham.....getting all upset and bent outta shape with anger and rage and possibly constipation.
     
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  10. Selhurst Eagle

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    And yet here we both are!
     
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  11. Horsham_Tiger

    Horsham_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    I don't see any anger.

    Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering........

    I sense much fear in you Selhurst Eagle....
     
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  12. DMD

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    I don't see anyone angry, just people saddened at watching a boring tit with obvious mental and social issues.

    Cut the ****, let's see if we can get to the root of your problem. That's got to be more fun than the tedious ****e you've posted so far.
     
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  13. Selhurst Eagle

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    And yet here we both are!
     
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  14. Horsham_Tiger

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    Yes we can help you! I think the first of your problems is that you have realised that Brighton sent in Agent Holloway to mess up your season.
     
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  15. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but Fossy is on here from time to time - and posts intelligent stuff.

    Look and learn, Drongo....:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  16. Selhurst Eagle

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    Totally agree.
    Now take Horsham Hull, or whatever his name, to one side and sort that bugger out.
    Possibly through buggery.
    Or a stern talking to.
    No buggery is the answer.
    And lots of it.
    And then maybe a stern talking to.
    But not before more buggery.
    And then some.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

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    Difference is; I don't visit to get into banal, vitriolic point scoring - instead I enjoy the exchange of views and the differing perspectives of the wider football family - do you have self-esteem issues?
     
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  18. The Omega Man

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    I don't mind SE , he reminds me why we still need a welfare state.
     
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  19. Selhurst Eagle

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    Wadda ****!
     
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  20. DMD

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    I think the first issue is why he's chosen to pretend to be a Crystal Palace fan. That could give us a clue at solving some of his/her other issues?
     
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