Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

I'd love to twat him right in the face, knock some sense into him

 

Mike Tyson couldn't knock sense into him

With you on the punching him though

 

Fit girlfriend though

 

She's alright for a one night fix but couldn't put up with her any longer

 

Don't be picky

 

Always been picky apart from one time in my life...that ****er landed me two kids and a house

 

Surely it isn't that bad?

 

Nah, just taking the piss

 

I'm at work tomorrow but will be home in time to catch the second half

Now is that a good thing or a bad thing?

 

I'll be at the pub

 

#PubWanker

 

No car, no reason

 

I'm just jealous cause I have to be cooking chickens while you're relaxing!

 

Just ate eight chickens legs

 

Chicken bores me now, doesn't even interest me anymore, probably cause all I seem to do is cook it at work

 

My first job was working in a diary factory and I used be part of the process of making scrambled egg for McDonalds. I went home stinking of egg, put me off them for ages

Edit: to this day I say I would never touch a Mcdonalds Egg McMuffin

 

A diary factory put you off eggs?

So the dairy factory didn't put you off any other dairy products then?

 

No as I only worked in the scrambled egg part although I don't think they did too much more. Regular eggs and milk but can't remember anything else

When making the scrambled egg for McDonalds, it had to be put through a metal detector to make sure no foreign objects had somehow got into the product. However, whenever the alarm went off, they just put it through again until the alarm didn't sound

 

You made scrambled egg for McDonald's? Quality

 

In a big tumble dryer type machine

As I said, first ever job. I was only temping for sixteen hours per week