Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

The Joiners Arms is another dodgy place down there.

 

be more stereotypical please.

 

Hello stranger.

 

Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea
http://planetivy.com/offbeat/32545/chinese-man-puts-eel-in-anus-turns-out-to-be-bad-idea/

 

Hi Banana.

 

Yeah, music hipsters treat it as if it's the best venue in the world and I still don't understand why. It's ****.

 

I went there once and as soon as I walked in I was offered crack. Then some guy started on a mate (girl) that was with me so I gave him a slap. All I really remember from that place.

 

Did you wake up a few hours later..?

 

I've not had anything that bad. Left once, was walking up the road and had a very smart chrome rimmed, tinted windowed car pulled up next to us, driver rolled his window down and stared at us for about 30 seconds before putting the window back up and driving off. Odd experience. Was offered coke outside the Underworld in Camden when I was 15, though.

 

Wish it was a dream it was that bad.

 

HT Hartlepool 1-1 Brentford. As it stands the top of L1 looks like this:

1. Bournemouth 82 pts +23 GD
2. Doncaster 81 pts +17 GD
3. Brentford 79 pts +16 GD.

Brentford v Doncaster on the final day so Bournemouth are 45 minutes away from promotion.

 

Oh Camden. It used to be so cool.

 

St Marys is the worse place in town tbf. Went to Glasgow once with my uncle now that is a scary place.

 

I spent a week in Glasgow back in September and loved it. Think we avoided the ****ty parts but every bit I went to was really nice (except the Barras). Worst place I've ever been was Brixton, was genuinely terrified, and I'm a big guy, I can look after myself.

 

http://twitter.com/FourthOfficial_/status/325659676459016193/photo/1

 

See I have mates in Brixton so thought it was ok. When I went to Dublin last time I went during the orange march with out realising it. There were police everywhere and a few snipers on the roofs.

 

I can't speak for the whole of Brixton cause we stuck to one road (whichever one is just off the Academy, loads of terrible shops and ****). Maybe wouldn't have been as bad in the day time though. Birmingham is another place top of my ****hole list, actually. I've heard Dublin is quite nice but that sounds pretty bad.

 

Luton can be pretty scary at night. Nothing can compare to the Turkish half of Nicosia though. Don't ever go there.

 

Yeah I like Dublin the first time I went there it was great, just think it was the wrong time of year. Going there again for my mates stag which should be good. As for Brum did you go anywhere near Dudley while you were up there? Their accent is terrible.

 

Turkey doesn't appeal to me tbh, is there any where nice there?