broke me oul leg playing footy the other day now im walking like kaiser souse.anyone else got any other nasty injuries to report
I done my wrist in keeping goal playing for the england lads against the dutch on holiday a few years back. The first aid bloke on the site I was staying bandaged said wrist but turned out he was Argentinian. He laughed and mentioned in Spanish something about the hand of god goal. I told him that Maradona es un capullo. He said **** all after that.
I fell off a street bar in Bangkok last year with a bottle of Chang in my hand, and have lost quite a bit of use of my left thumb.
Nearly bit off my toungue as a youngster - playing in goals for school team. Bit right through - still have a wound /deep scar on it. Did my left knee playimg football.. in goals playing on astroturf but with studs I now have very little catrlidge in that knee and a very thin medial ligament. Did the same thing to right knee by jumping from a stripper podium... stag do, mates paid for me to be humilated on teh stripper stage/podium. I was bollock naked and I jumped off - never felt it till next day!
I've broken my nose twice, my jaw, cheekbone, ankle, a rib and chipped my elbow. Beat that you soft bastards
Broke my arm 3 times, numerous broken ribs, nose broken twice, broken leg as a kid when I got knocked down by a car, and I spent 3 weeks in hospital when I got set on fire. Tendonitis in both achilles, no medial ligament on my right knee and my right hamstring is also ****ed. Apart from that i'm chipper.
I vaulted over a railing about 3 foot high only to to discover that the drop on the other side was about 10 foot. Tried to undo the leap midway resulting in me catching my elbow on the railing severing a nerve. My arm and hand were floppy, no feeling or movement, for about a week. The doctor assured me that the nerve would heal itself and sure enough it did. Also twisted my ankle really badly once, still hurts if I walk too fast.
