Stoke City's new kit

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Could ours be similar?

Probably.

 

As long as that's the only similarity between them and us

 

Yeah, I sure as hell wouldn't want to get in the FA Cup final, or even the Premiership for that matter.

 

...or react to losing a match by locking the away fans into a corner and throwing assorted glass objects at them, or have a player in every position capable of killing his marker with his bare hands...

 

Hope thats not our template cause that is ****ing ****e.

 

Even if we did you'd find something to have a whinge at.

 

And you say it's the management team who lack ambition?

 

Thats not too bad baring the dodgy collar.

 

Chants!!!! What **** are you on?????
That strip is ****ing kack, and if you are as deaf as you are blind let me shout that again, EFFING KACK!!!!!!!

 

Im not sure that template is any different to most striped shirts produced over the las decade and is neither brilliant or as you say ****ing kack.

On the other hand this is kack

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this is ****ing kack

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this is utterly unbelievably ****ing kack !!!

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I'm with Chants on this one.It's hardly offensive, in fact it looks like a pretty standard adidas striped football shirt.

 

Ouch, chants, that last one was a bit below the belt!!! But, I still say the one based on Stokes design is still KACK!!!!!

 

The words "like", "looks", "****e", and, "****ing", jump to my lips!!!

 

Yes I did stumble across the fact that your an arsenal fan too, lol ! and only just realised it too is a poor adidas effort.

 

I don't think it's too bad TBH. Certainly better than this years.

 

Could be this. If we're going with stripes.

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Thats exactly the point, its a standard ****e adidas template.
Part of the identity of a club is the kit, its getting like sunday league football were every team has the same template but different colours.
You joke about the tiger skin Pepis shirt, but nobody else had it in the world.

 

Lets face it the real tiger print one was alright if a little outhere for a football shirt but the PEPIS one is quite clearly leopard print and most peoples missus have donned something like that at some point.

So your main beef is not that the shirt is "****e" it is that it isnt bespoke. I much preferred Umbros designs and overall quality but at the end of the day it matters little.

 

Thats not too bad but Im not fan of the plain backs.

 

No, my main beef is its ****e.
Its all profit for the big names who produce these ****e kits, Adidas, Nike ect.
They create a ****e design and sell it to as many clubs they can, who are buying the make and not the kit design.