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Can You Tell Who Rolf Molested Yet?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Apr 19, 2013.

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 19, 2013
  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I bet he made some kid blow on his didgeridoo.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Another bit of my childhood innocence eroded and to think that I was taught "Two Little Boys" in school,little did I know what I was singing about!
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Indeed! Remember the Public Information Film with Rolf Harris? It should have warned us '***** in the Pool'

    Rolf, how could ya? I'm gonna smash my stylophone up now <grr>
     
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  5. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I heard he's into bondage and beastiality - something about tying down a kangaroo ! ( or was that him being tied down by the kangaroo) - but that would just be silly - and bloody impossible for the kangaroo !
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if Olive The Ostrich will be taken off air today?
     
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  7. anportmorbhoy

    anportmorbhoy Well-Known Member

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    "who once painted the Queen, for more than four months"

    This should have been the signal he was a pervert in fairness?! Dirty old ****
     
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  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Queenie does have previous for harbouring *****s....

    #thebutlerdidit
     
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  9. Mick

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    He was a rather short price in the celebrity nonce stakes.
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Rolf and Jason
    Sitting in a Tree
    K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    Betcha <ok>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was in a security meeting once where the IT meaning of nonce was getting said repeatedly. It was hard not to laugh every time.

    "blah blah blah, nonce, blah blah blah, nonce...."

    Childish I know, but what the hell.
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    [video=youtube;Z0rlYSJQkyw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0rlYSJQkyw[/video]
     
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  14. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Get the jokes on the go.
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    John Hartson: "Gary Speed was my brother"

    Poor ****er, sounds like his brain tumour has come back.
     
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Apparently Gary Speed had applied for the new England job, but the F.A. havn't got back to him yet.

    Come on, don't leave him hanging
     
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    Toby, Apr 19, 2013
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Thot it was baw cancer he had?
     
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  19. Tina.

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    It was. Secondaries in his brain, lungs and other areas too though.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The little toys of two little boys.
     
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