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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Kempton_Dogger, Apr 17, 2013.

  1. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    As far as I know, there is no asking involved. Just a well orchestrated nod of the head which is so precise it requires extreme practice.

    A bit too fast, a bit too deep, it could well represent the secret nod of a rival chippy. In such an event, it's likely you could be made into little 'pork' sausages yourself.

    I don't get involved with these organised factions, so you're best asking carmine or Chazz to clarify.
     
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  2. captaintigerrobin

    captaintigerrobin Active Member

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    I don't get involved in that because who the **** would eat beans (or peas for that matter) with their fish & chips?? Madness!
     
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.
     
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  4. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    There is no out and you knew that the day you took your oath.

    Beans or no beans, you are in until the bitter end.
     
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  5. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    So here i am,aimlessly wandering around the threads on here,as i do. I'm quite happy with life(well,you know what i mean,not really happy but...) and then i happened upon this little gem.

    It seems Tigerrobin,feels peas are not welcome when eaten with fish&chips. Is he an outsider,do you think ? An infiltrator ? There are some dodgy ****ers about these days,you know ! He could be from Leeds,or anywhere.

    Oh my dog! He might be eating jellied eels as we speak <wah>
     
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  6. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Should we kill him?
     
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  7. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Depends if he knows the nod...
     
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  8. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    What nod. Who said there's a nod? There's no nod
     
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  9. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    This 100%. I still can't get my head around that someone thought to themselves "how the fook can I make these green seeds of satan even more disgusting? I know, I'll make them MUSHY!" and people actually then buy them, and ffs, eat them. It's just crazy.

    The only things you need with fish and chips is salt, vinegar, mayo, some bread and a cuppa. Anything else is just showboating, or utter madness like the Captn there states.
     
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  10. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Oh, a Bass Shandy is an acceptable substitute for the cuppa. Dandieion n Burdock for the kids.
     
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  11. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    You just shat all over any point you were trying to make by including mayo as a topping.
     
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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Bet you stck your little finger out when you pick up a chip
     
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  13. Newland Tiger

    Newland Tiger Well-Known Member

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    We aren't Belgians , mayo ffs
     
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  14. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    You're criticising mayo but not mushy peas? Weirdos.

    I wonder how many people (Newland Im looking at you) who moan about mayo drink pissy European lager.
     
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  15. Calamty Jane

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    Don"t worry Tubbs.They will not get far
     
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  16. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    And i thought i knew you Clappy,i really did. Mayo ? I fold my arms, and cry.
     
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  17. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Thank god I didn't mention curry ketchup from Germany!
     
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