Beefy's Corner.......The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Man City 1-0 Wigan Tevez.

 

About effing time.

 

There has hardly been a single hoof ball from WHU second half Carroll hasn't had a look in, for some reason the Hammers have sat back and absorbed what Manure has thrown them. City 1 up Tevez.

 

Terry's scored again!

 

Andy Carroll is apparently a very effective sweeper.

 

2 2 ft Carrols elbows must be sore, he hit enough people with them.

 

West Ham back above us in the league.

 

More importantly City won.

 

Chelsea 3 0 ft.

 

It is uncanny how the other results don't seem to be hurting us as much as they should.

 

A letter addressed to Obama was laced with poison, according to the BBC news.

 

Were they expecting him to eat it?

 

And after all that time spent worrying about whether we wanted Reading to beat Wigan.

 

I assume the poison could be absorbed through the skin so if he touched it he would have been in trouble. However there was only a 0.0000001% chance the letter would have reached Obama.

 

I get the feeling our favourite radio station is going to get lively tonight.

THE QUESTION: My best friend is pregnant and has been cheated on by her fella. Should I tell her that the father to be is a cheat?


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Exactly, what kind of muppet doesn't realise that Obama doesn't head down to the post room and spend a few hours sifting through his fan-mail when he gets to work in the morning!

 

The only one which was going to directly affect us was WHU v ManU and that ended in a Desmond.

Bit disappointed in ManU. Can't even rely on them. WHU go one point and one place ahead into 11th on 39 points. Fulham get more catchable with every game played.

 

I've missed the show, been too busy ****ing my housemate's life up by changing his homepage and setting his desktop wallpaper to gay hentai.

 

Huge fire at a fertiliser factory unsurprisingly followed by an even larger explosion near Waco in Texas.

[video=youtube;ROrpKx3aIjA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ROrpKx3aIjA&noredirect=1[/video]

The video is a little distressing as you may imagine so I'll throw that disclaimer on there.

Most reports mentioning 100+ injured but no deaths at this point, but some are saying up to 70 deaths. Hopefully the former because for a fire like that the factory and surrounding area should have been evacuated as soon as it got even slightly out of control, unfortunately it seems there may have still been firefighters there.

 

Is there some amount of money we can pay you to take Piers Morgan back?

The fertilizer explosion is in this very small Texas town. Everyone knows everyone else. And just about everyone is a volunteer fire fighter. So Piers keeps asking people "Is your husband fighting the fire?" "Do you know someone there?" Yes Piers, of course they do. "How do you feel right now, it must be dreadful." Well their house just blew up, their pets are dead, and they probably know a bunch of people who are missing/injured/possibly dead I'd say that's a pretty good guess.