Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

It has been dead, don't think there's much we can do about it though.

 

Well, there could be one thing ... Another unban thread?!

 

I'll put it in the "use in an emergency" box. I'm camping out here all Summer I think you Gerrez and Bluff will probably join me but it's going to get very quiet.

I'm going to do a special thread for the hardcore forum users that are left here and get a mod to stick it.

 

Yeh I'll be around, when we sign a few players it'll liven up

 

The systems are down in work I'm doing less than usual, great day.

 

Is that possible?

 

It is, if I try really hard anything is possible, I should get a job with Gerrez.

 

I'm sure he'd love that

You should invite the yank along too, but you should be warned ... Gerrez likes to talk about his daily poo's

 

When I had my new phone I used to take a photo of mine and send it to a mate every day I didn't give him my new number. He used to tell me about some nutter that was sending him photos of ****. I kept a straight face for about a month.

 

Its not been two months, more like two weeks but still...

 

Not in the pub, its a banned subject

Quality

A mate of mine was quite devious with a mobile. He suspected his mrs and a mate had been up to no good behind his back so he bought a pay-as-you-go phone and text them saying it was the others new number. He didn't find anything out like but still, PARANOID!!!!

 

It's that time again isn't it


PS...because the car is ****ed, I'm home earlier than normal to allow the mrs enough time to get to her work!

PPS...good news is, the car's only going to cost £252

 

That is very paranoid, I've told the wife it's ok to have an affair as long as she records it so that I can watch later.

 

Well, me being the honest person I am, I told him as much when he let me know

He's not with her now, they broke up about a month ago. the phone thing was about a year ago

 

I can't be bothered being paranoid and jealous, it just seems pointless my lazy side just come through on most things that I think about.

 

That's quality

 

I never used to be but me and the mrs went through a bad patch including a three month separation about seven years ago now. For about a year after getting back together I was paranoid to ****, I even left work early a couple of times in an attempt to catch her out I got over it but it was ****ing awful at the time. I couldn't give a monkeys now

 

I know what you mean, it's all well saying these things but it may well be different if it actually happens.

 

Try it when you get a new phone, just pick a victim.

 

I saw a decent phone gag the other day. If a friend leaves their phone unattended, change the contact names to various famous characters but obviously don't tell them who it was. Can be quite funny: ie you name yourself Batman and when they text you can play along. Also funny if the other person (whose name you changed) doesn't know as it becomes awkward when asked who it is

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