Rangers Fan Injured in Boston Bomb

I'm happy laddy, near the end of the day and only 2 more days until my 4 day weekend.

Plus there's a good chance I'm gettin my end tonight.

 

There's a good your'e getting your end tonight?

Is that code?

 

Wire

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Is this code?

 

I'm defo getting my end away tonight and then I'm flying to Amshterdam on Friday morning, fly back monday night

20 odd lads on a stag do

 

When sex becomes such an event, that you mention the possibility of it on the internet.

 

Fixed.

 

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Well Dev said that I was not happy and I gave a few reasons of why he was incorrect.

 

Bank an ounce of soapbar and sell it to dev

 

he's had enough

 

Fair play.

Good luck tonight though, fingers crossed you remember to bribe her carers

 

I was of course being facetious....but you could not score in a barrel of fannies

 

My sister lives in the Dam, they don't tend to concern themselves with solid.

 

That is where you are wrong my little high pitched angry pal

 

Don't worry dev I'll sell you some pollen, 5 buck a gram

Get it? got it? good.

 

She doesn't and they don't.

More lies from Dev.

 

little - Wrong
high pitched - Wrong
angry - Wronger
pal - In your dreams


You nearly got a line on the Cliche Bingo though

 

I tend to avoid pollen, overpriced.

What can I say, i'm a cheapskate when it comes to hash.

 

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