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Craig Whyte: The Motion Picture

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  1. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    He's got soem brassneck on him...
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    Pity that Marty Feldman is dead. The **** would have been a shoe-in to play The Whyte Knight.

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    This guy's still about.

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    That is actually rather disconcerting Pud.
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    This guy's playing the cardigan in his corporate governance role

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  8. VenomPD

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    Any of the auld ****s fae Cocoon still about. Need someone to play Watty.
     
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    David MaCallum??
     
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  10. VenomPD

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    It's got to be Clint Howard as Bomber Broon

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    <laugh> .
     
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    Shoe ins for the Trayor and Jackson roles.
     
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  13. VenomPD

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    FADE IN

    CLOSE SHOT - A metal gate. The camera pan across the letters R-A-N-G-E-R-S

    Behind the gate is a portly man wearing an out of fashion blue sports jacket. He is trying to smile but it comes across as pained. The smile of a man who has tried comedy and failed miserably.

    Fat Failed Comedian:

    Moan Craigy, where's this warchest you've been promising me?


    From the shadows steps a man who is clearly the hero of this piece. The protrusion of his eyes projects the aura of personality which cannot be daunted not even in the face of hard evidence and countless allegations. He smiles at the not-so-funny fat man, shrugs his shoulders and says

    Goggle-Eyed Hero:

    I'm a self-made billionaire from Motherwell big man. Don't worry aboot the money.













    MORE HERE TOMORROW <whistle>
     
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  14. VenomPD

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    Which one is Rain Man?
     
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    Medro has a minor part ; and yes ; that is a double entendre
     
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    Arthur Daily is working on his Yorkshire accent
     
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    Meanwhile, across town the villainous Charlie Green lays his deceitful plan with the aid of his trusted lawyers Sambo and Chalky...
     
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    <laugh>

    Are they from the law firm Mowgli, Mowgli and Slope?
     
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    <laugh>

    You've gotta love Craig Whyte :biggrin:
     
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  20. rogueleader

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    Potential names for this masterpiece ?
     
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