Who does Deluded Toon owe the grand to?!?

Stop the puns before you start you ****ers.

 

does she support west ham?

 

No, her cat was called Cashmere but is now dead.
Chloe's mam is Jerry the Jinx, my mate.

 

lol

 

What you laughing at? She is my mate.

 

Cats can be very good friends billy, was laughing at the name, cracking name for a cat

 

Jerry had two cats. One called Tom & one called Jerry, hence her username.
Jerry used to get hoyed out of the house as he ****ed up Sunderlands results. Tom just ****ed off.
If you fancy a pint at the Everton game I shall be in the Colliery Tavern with Mr & Mrs Jerry & I'd happilly introduce you mate.

 

i'll be in the national reserve before the game mate from 11am and in the jamesons after till about 6, i'd have a pint with you anytime marra

 

Coll Tav before hand marra, bout 12.30 I think, Roker after the match if you fancy it?

 

one of the lads wants to go to the ticket office, he's changed his mind about his renewal so its a possibility mate

 

Well gimmie a pm if you're up for it.

 

will do mate, cheers