Rumour is that if Palace don't go up this year they intend to "splash out" on Tom Daley and build their team around him next season. Has the ring of truth to it as he does seem like their sort of player.
[video=youtube;sTr3bndGf7Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTr3bndGf7Y[/video] Selhurst Park training ground.
I thought he was their coach already after what i've seen of them........Crystal Palace is an anagram of Dirty Diving Twats (maybe)
By Christ you're right!!!!! And I only put this thread up as a piss take on the "Phil Neville" signing thread. But it fits!