Jose Mourinho: Handsome, suave, successful, charismatic... erm... [NSFW] please log in to view this image [/NSFW]
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Karim Benzema, who have taken their fat bastard personal fitness regimes a bit far. please log in to view this image
I'm not sure if that's a joke about the athletics part of the stadium or Fat Sam's latest attempt to optimise set-pieces, to be honest. You just know that he would if he could.
Di Canio's first team line-up caused confusion with his refusal to have anyone in his team who is far right! please log in to view this image