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The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Foo, May 20, 2011.

  1. Julius Caesar

    Julius Caesar Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Good to see a man with his priorities straight.
     
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  2. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    So, how do you get that avatar on the side? I did see the option briefly yesterday but haven't found it since.
    Someone enlighten us.

    Foo, you tell me you've never seen the grainy clip of old Imogen getting backscuttled pre BB fame? I've happily tossed off to that one.
    I agree it's unlikely Giggs will let this affect him on Saturday, you don't get where he is without being a right hard nosed ****er.
     
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  3. Foo

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    To get the avatar, click on 'forum actions' right at the top of the page, under the 'not606' banner. Then click 'general settings' and the option to change your avatar or upload one is on the left hand menu...

    It's not that clear to be honest and I reckon they should make it a bit easier to navigate.

    Also, it's quite a pain to find your last post. I go in through my name and then click on 'find all posts' or summat. Anyone got a better way?

    Giggs...

    Tags, straight up mate, I don't know who she is. I HATE Big Brother and would rather de-knacker myself with a prison-shanked toothbrush than watch it. I really REALLY couldn't give a toss about who does what to whom off the pitch. What's this girl like? Did she leak it or was it someone else? Twitter was mentioned. She's bound to have leaked it, the media hungry bint.

    Sweats, I start on September the 14th pal. 3 years of not working for a living. Well, it shouldn't be any different to the last 18...
    A new Lidl has just opened in our town so there may be shelf-packing jobs going. However, I couldn't put up with the kids I've been harrassing for the past 2 years coming in and throwing 2p tins of 'Splodgknzik' baked beans at my napper for a laugh.

    Might just have to turn tricks down Workington docks...
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    She was in BB years back, I think when Sian was off on maternity with my eldest and she had it on quite a bit. That's how I know, honest! She's a good looking girl, had her tits done and they were wonky as **** but looking at recent picture that seems to have been rectified.
    Can't say I give a hoot about what he gets up to, shame his kids are now on the front pages of todays red tops though. I'll give him some credit by saying that's why he wanted it kept quiet, no doubt that's a bollocks reason but benefit of the doubt goes to Giggsy.

    I've been scanning the jobs pages of late and am finding it depressing. I just get drawn back to construction project management/engineering as that's my thing but the massive trouble is I ****ing hate it. Loathe it passionately. If I worked for people who aren't cowboys that might change but the thought of 20/25 more years of this makes me weep.
    That Lidl shelf stacking sounds tempting by comparison. Otherwise I don't know what I want to do.
     
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  5. Sweats

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    job done... wouldnt let me load up Roly Birkin though....

    Imogen would without doubt get it.. though there is a pic of giggs with his Mrs in the papers an she looks far nicer... an when i say nicer I mean she looks like she would swallow an let it run down her chin then rub it into her cans... The quiet ones are always the dirtier ones...
     
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  6. CRAZY STAG IN DERBY

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    Is this the place with the four-slice toaster then?

    <looks around>

    ooooo - it's big
     
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  7. Sweats

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    Its a beauty eh?
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    It's a ****in Dualit too.
     
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  9. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    my toaster is rubbish... i have had it for 10 years which must be a record for a household appliance... it just takes too long to actually toast stuff.. which clearly is its primary function.. though i did notice it had a bagel button on the side an after ten years had never noticed it before an being as i had some bagels i thought i would give said bagel button a whirl.... needless to say it completely destroyed the bagels an burnt them to a cinder.... which was nice.
     
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  10. Foo

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    Toasters are very important in my house. My missus (when she's not on crazy diets) is a toast fiend and would without doubt snaffle away about 10 slices on the bounce without breaking sweat. I wouldn't consider anything less than a 4-slice, there's just no point. Have you seen those toasters you get in hotels? The rotisserie-style ones where you put in the bread and it takes it into the belly of the beast for 20 seconds - then LOW AND BEHOLD....
    you get the same thing out the bottom - slightly warm bread...

    They're BRILLIANT!
     
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  11. Sweats

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    10 slices without breaking me? nice...

    Not seen such a device if i'm honest.. sounds good though... you are the gadget man though are you not?
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Giggs' wife was in the year above me at primary and high school. Just a normal bird really, not bad looking but certainly not your usual WAG material. A bit of a duckish mouth. Still, beauty's in the eye of the beholder I suppose. She came up a friend suggestion on Facebook the other day, but I've never spoken to her. You've got to feel sorry for her, but more the kids to be honest, any bird who marries a footballer has always got to accept that their husband is going to be tempted on a regular basis.

    Anyway, welcome to all the newbies, I recognise a couple of names off the old 606 <ok>
     
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  13. Sweats

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    Good afternoon to you too...
     
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  14. Foo

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    They're the bog-standard self-service toast machine Sweats. Maybe I just stay in cheap hotels...
    Just booked a cottage in Cornwall for our summer hols. Gonna take 3 or 4 days to get down there, stopping off at various attractions along the way, including Warwick Castle again - love that place.

    Where you lot all heading to?

    Horeet Stam? Were you known as something else on 606?
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I had ****-loads of usernames, due to some **** on there constantly complaining about me and getting me banned every couple of months. I started off as Jip Jaap Stam, then Stu van Ken, then River Irwell, then Not Arrogant Just Better and finally In Decline Since Cantona Left Apparently. Who were you on there?
     
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  16. Sweats

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    I am doing my usual of 10 days in spain at my folks place. . be weird this year as going on my own... am sure i am goin to spend 10 days reminiscing over my bitch ex...

    plus i am like mr T when going on a plane and am worse on my own... so i shall get some valium an nail loads of rum prior to my flight.. I have been drinking quite a lot of rum lately.. with ginger ale and a squeeze of lime.. lurvely..

    Where abouts in cornwall dude? I do like devon an cornwall.. best ice cream in the country..
     
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    I had a car like that once - as reliable as a Aldiâ„¢ toaster it was :eek:) (other budget supermarkets are available)
     
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  18. Sweats

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    Warwick castle?? reeeeeeeeaally? would rather heroin injected into my eye balls!
     
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  19. Sweats

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    or indeed back scuttled my emile heskey...

    actually thats probably taking it too far..
     
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  20. Chief

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    I am going precisely ****ing no where. Was going to Spain to stay at friends, didn't get round to it, was going to camp, didn't get round to it, was going to rent a cottage, you get the picture. Now I'm freelance I won't get holiday pay so it's highly likely we'll just knock about round there parts. Not too bad in itself but no holiday.
    Her being the teacher gets all summer off so thinks this is all ok but I genuinely NEED to get away.
    Might see how things pan out and do likewise to Foo, fancy Dorset myself though. Love it down there and it has the bonus of being on the Jurassic coast so there's loads of dinosaur stuff for my eldest if it rains, which it will no doubt. Plus, top drawer boozers with ale aplenty.
     
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