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Chinese Noodles in the Face Award

Discussion in 'Formula 1' started by EternalMSC, Apr 14, 2013.

  1. EternalMSC

    EternalMSC Well-Known Member

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    Name the fool/ish moment and why :)
     
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  2. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Esteban.
     
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  3. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    Gutierrez
     
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  4. JonnyBaws

    JonnyBaws Well-Known Member

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    Theres a few..

    Bowser and Left rear gunner on Webbers car!
    Esteban and VdG for being out of their depth in F1
    Perez for regressing as a race driver

    On this occasion, I'll give it to the Sauber rookie.
     
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  5. Julius Caesar

    Julius Caesar Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Since he's been overlooked everywhere else, Grosjean was quietly abysmal.
    Massa looked like his old 2010-2012 self again
    Gutierrez was slow in qualy then forgot about the brake
    Perez was just slow.
     
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  6. tribo32

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    Perez by a long shot, im basing this on both this performance and the last few races and i keep casting my mind back to his interviews before he even got in the car
    "obviously I want to beat him as well. I will be disappointed if I don’t beat him. I am here to win" straight from perez's mouth
    way too cocky, but cocky enough to make his poor results funny as hell
     
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  7. StoneRosesRam

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    Grosjean for a totally uninspiring race considering he was fifth early on.
     
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  8. Max Whiplash

    Max Whiplash Well-Known Member

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    Pérez or Grosjean (Gutiérrez still has an excuse at this stage, IMO)
     
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  9. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    If Grosjean's a contender Massa has to be, they were both similar distances off their team mates. Unless Grosjean did something I'm unaware of.
     
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  10. DHCanary

    DHCanary Very Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I think it's hard to split Grosjean, Perez and Massa, as all did abysmally against their team-mates, Massa was screwed over in the first round of stops though, so I think Perez earns it for me. I agree with Max that Esteban is inexperienced enough to be let off.

    Equally, you could give the award to Williams, who are still way off the pace.
     
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  11. The Iceman

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    Gutierrez for being -

    1. ****ing ****.
    2. Being the reason Kamui hasn't got a seat this season.
     
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  12. di Fredsta!

    di Fredsta! Well-Known Member

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    Chilton. Disgrace of a driver. So slow compared to Bianchi, still never beat him in one session yet <doh>
     
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  13. BrightLampShade

    BrightLampShade Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Red Bull for a weekend of incompetence.

    I think Grosjeans car may have a chassis defect as I read they are having problems but can't find any dodgy components which suggests the problem is with the monocoque/chassis itself.
     
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  14. cosicave

    cosicave Well-Known Member

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    A very easy choice this weekend: Guttierez for 'doing a Schumacher'.
     
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  15. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I? Forum Moderator

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  16. Max Whiplash

    Max Whiplash Well-Known Member

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    Actually, thinking about it, if I could throw chinese noodles in anyone's face, it would be Dr. Bellend (preferably laced with a burning Szechuan sauce) :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  17. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I? Forum Moderator

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    Ive just realisd Dr Marko and a bell end have one thing more in common....

    [NSFW]They both have one eye <laugh><laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0140-rofl:[/NSFW]
     
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  18. EternalMSC

    EternalMSC Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha xD
     
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    I appreciate you so much for saying that. Needed to be said IMO
     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    yeah, when you consider some of the **** drivers in F1 this season and see drivers like Kobay sitting on the sidelines the line 'best drivers in the world' seems a bit of a joke.
     
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