a had this pain in ma side, felt like a stitch and trapped wind combined but was much sorer when a pushed on it. so this pain lasts for 4 or 5 days. am doin ****es daily but not full blown footlongs. then come friday a ate a chinky (this was midway thro ma weird sex talk with miss bundy) then out of nowhere the need to do the biggest ****e ever hit me. a had to sprint to the bog and just made it! am talkin miliseconds to spare! it was like the ****e harry does in dumb n dumber. felt like a million dollars after it. but a thot to maself maybe there is a god cos am supposed to playin 5s just now. just imagine the shame so what turned out to be a happy ending could of bein the worst day of ma life. thanks for listening guys, ur the best
No problem nev I was on the couch last week on the laptop and suddenly had the need for a ****e. Like you, I just made it in time (thank **** for baggy joggies) sat down and my guts ****ing spilled for a solid minute I wasn't laughing at the time, but went back to the couch after and felt ****ing top notch It's amazing how good you feel after a monster ****. Relief mixed with smug satisfaction
sometimes after a bangin ****e a need to lie down. feels good tho that one on friday tho, **** me it was intense
