Match Day Thread Newcastle v Sunderland- Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

Like it, clearing my throat.

I have been thinking of how I can get some words together for Black Chandelier by Biffy Clyro, its lends itself perfectly to being made into a fascist tribute to Paolo Mussolini

 

Paolo De Canio
Sunland gannin down yer know
He's a Fa****io
Talks from his arse-o

 

Great.

 

I honestly believe if we get the first goal we are going to deal with them, six of the best trousers down.

Altough it will kill me nerve wise I would love it to go 0-0 till the 94th minute and the ****test, deflected tap in from Campbell with the little Ginger bastard diving into the crowd , the place going apeshit. At the same time Tino jumps from the seats and knocks out Di Canio with a corner flag. That would be pretty much be perfect

Either that or 6-0, that would be equably amazing.

 

I honestly believe if we get the first goal we are going to deal with them, six of the best trousers down.

Altough it will kill me nerve wise I would love it to go 0-0 till the 94th minute and the ****test, deflected tap in from Campbell with the little Ginger bastard diving into the crowd , the place going apeshit. At the same time Tino jumps from the seats and knocks out Di Canio with a corner flag. That would be pretty much be perfect

Either that or 6-0, that would be equably amazing.

 

To top it off,
Pardew running across the pitch naked and Nobby Solano standing in the centre circle playing the Blaydon Races on his trumpet.

 

Would absolutely love either of those.

 

On Pardew's 'trumpet'?

 

And ant n dec performing lets get ready to rumble

 

And just to please Mrs Obi, the singing will be completed by Michael Buble's rendition of
Dirty Monkey Mackems

 

I heard they got One Direction to do a recording of it.

 

Let's not be unkind to dumb animals.

 

Are the police putting an escort on for the Sunderland coaches to SJP?

 

I think they're putting an escort on for the manager as well as his backroom staff

 

That's about as many supporters as they have.

 

Hope she's not from Pennywell or that's gonna itch!!

 

.

 

Only 53 mins until Shola day!!

 

Cometh the moment, cometh the man.

 

Tash?