Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Think some bans need to be dished out.

 

Ban the hammerheadTMI?

 

Ficksed.

 

Some free beer for billy and red Dave. . Courtesy of the far riech..

 

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Like the new avatar Bluff I'm thinking the new film will be crap.

 

Will give it a try, classic movie series, army of darkness is my favorite and the character screams "American" hence my avatar.

Great quotes too: come get some, hail to the king, gimme some sugar baby.

 

The second film is so funny a classic but I think they are going back to serious with the new one.

 

Very serious it seems, really trying to scare.

 

Think I found the new slogan for Warrior....

“Guerrero no Cualquiera”

 

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-hour, surgical procedure. A young nurse arrives to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely… "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

 

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Typical ****ing capitalist - it's only vritual beer.

For a moment there I thought you said it was courtesy of the 3rd Reich! That would also be typically capitalist not least because it would be OUT OF DATE

 

Brendan Rodgers okay ‏@brendanrodgrsok 46s
Terrific fun on @GoalsOnSunday. Three things. Don't fear the camera. Smile while you speak. Pretend you're funny. Okay. And do it for Lucas.

 

JFT96

 

Indeed. Many thanks for your thoughts, Eric

 

Good weekend for my lads Academy they are into the South Wales final, IF they win the Welsh final will be on TV, well S4C but it's still TV.

 

Pissedoff.com

Car just broke on me

 

Broke on you?!

Ouch.com!

 

Middle of a busy junction whilst on my own. Broken drive shaft in readiness for a busy week including a hospital visit for the boys eyes! #timing