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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Baw Claw, Apr 12, 2013.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's awright. I battered **** oot the dug whenever she wasn't around. :grin:
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    The Pareto Principle is 80% of effects come from 20% of the causes.

    Meaning that, in a general statistical sense, 80% of the harm the Nazis caused probably was only generated by 20% of them.
     
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  4. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    So by that principal 20% of dog owners leave 80% of the ****e in my street?

    Someone needs to get onto Brum about this.
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You mean that isn't normal <yikes>
     
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  6. Tina.

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    I hate that. There's no need for it at all. Folk who let their dogs **** in the street and don't pick it up should be shot.

    You never see cat **** in the street <whistle>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Only for lunatics.
     
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  8. Tina.

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    One of my sisters bought they doggie jackets for her two dogs <doh>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw, cos they do it in their litter tray and then walk all over the hoose with their pishy ****ty paws. Not to mention them spraying their piss all over the place.
     
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  10. VenomPD

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    Naw, those wee flea-ridden ****es normally do it in shoes.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Boot **** oot it. The pampered **** will never know what hit it. Plus yer sister will be all worried about the dug's sudden change in behaviour. <ok>
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My bird got a photographer to come round and take photos of her dog. Is she a lunatic? I need to know.
     
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  13. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    Evil genius. <ok>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Did you know cats make quite an interesting noise when you drop kick them over a security gate?

    screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thump

    Full doppler effect and everythin.
     
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  15. Tina.

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    Outdoor cats don't.

    **** up, specky.

    Oh I couldn't do that. Her dog's called Tina :(
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes. Yes she is.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have my moments. :grin:
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Fun animal fact: tarantula venom is not lethal, in fact it is "weaker than that of a honeybee".

    http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/bugs/tarantula/
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She called her dug after you? <laugh>
     
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  20. VenomPD

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    Vice versa <laugh>
     
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