The BrokeN Heart Thread

Have any of you ever had a broken heart and if so, why? I have and I'll share my experiences if someone steps up first. Just treat me as the internet version of Marge Proops

 

PS That should read "Broken" ****ing typo and I can't alter it

 

Michael Thomas broke my heart

 

I've suffered a broken heart. When Phil Thompson and Gerard Houllier sold god himself, Robbie Fowler I was gutted from the soul!

 

Fixed

 

Nando

 

If you're talking football, it's Jimmy ****ing Greenhoff. Lou Macari shot deflected off his chest, wrong footing Clemence and Neal and looping into the net. That was the very first treble gone. I cried. I was there

Feel free to continue in the football vein, but I was thinking more women

 

With capital N?

 

Muller and his ****ing horrible mullet

 

Now we're getting closer to women

 

Intentional

 

Chin up old boy

 

You don't ****ing say

 

I could change it to 'brokeneded' if you prefer?

 

Looks like it's just you RHC

The rest of us are all stud muffins who've left a trail of broken hearted bitches in our wake.

 

The way today's going, I reckon Broke Back Mountain might be more appropriate

 

that or we're all happily in love with our school sweethearts

 

Ahhh bless.

I'd bookmark this one then mate, as you might need it in a year or 2.

 

My mrs didn't go to the same school as me

 

I've done plenty of that, including that of the twat who broke mine thirty years later. ****ing payback bitch