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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Baw Claw, Apr 12, 2013.

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  1. Baw Claw

    Baw Claw Active Member

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    Total ****s <ok>
     
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    Baw Claw, Apr 12, 2013
  2. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    Smelly ****s at that
     
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    The-Don, Apr 12, 2013
  3. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    What about tiger owners?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Apr 12, 2013
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    With durty smelly hooses. Pisses me off when invited to sit down in some ****'s hoose and they shoo the cat/dog aff the seat first.

    No thanks.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 12, 2013
  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Cat or dog owners = ****s
    I'm a cat and dog owner.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 12, 2013
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Smelly ****. With a durty smelly hoose.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 12, 2013

  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'd rather have you ****ting on my sofa than some stinking mutt Gambol.
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 12, 2013
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Cheers. I think.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 12, 2013
  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    And?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 12, 2013
  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Dog owners are alright. Cat owners are ****s (see Tina).
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 12, 2013
  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    My neighbours leave their dog out all the ****ing time and the **** never stops barking.

    The warden is getting phoned soon. Hope they give the noisy hound the ****ing needle.
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 12, 2013
  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I have a cat .. just got her in January ... never liked cats before but now <ahw>

    She's really clean and doesn't sit on the furniture. She's not an outdoor cat either, so is really clean ...

    Her litter tray is one of those enclsoed ones and sits at the back door, so you dont smell her doing a ****e.


    My cat = cool

    All other cats = fannies
     
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    Null, Apr 12, 2013
  13. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Pets are for the weak and people with low self-esteem.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Apr 12, 2013
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and the lonley sad pathetic ****s. Everybody always forgets about the lonely sad pathetic ****s.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 12, 2013
  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Unlike humans, if a cat or dog walks into the room when you're furiously tugging away to some double penetration video, they don't tut, they don't look at you disapprovingly, they don't go and stay at their mother's.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's really that easy to get rid of her? If only I'd known.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 12, 2013
  17. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Says the serial sofa ****ter.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 12, 2013
  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 12, 2013
  19. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Are you in Dad's Army?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 12, 2013
  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    No, Prisoner Cell Block H
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 12, 2013
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