Pardew's next Celebration...

we all saw how Pardew celebrated when Cisse scored late on sunday, what do you think his celebration would be tonight if the same thing happens and we win in the last minute?

 

I think he will start body popping and end his move with the caterpillar

 

just naked - and running around

 

One of...

He will turn red and start shaking, at which point Sissoko and Tiote realise this isn't a drill and form up around him, containing the blast radius and ensuring a safe explosion...

He rips off his face to reveal that he is in fact Michael Jackson, before moonwalking out of the stadium with a couple of ball-boys in tow...

He dies his hair ginger...

He Tashgasm's on Tash...

He invites D Lambias down for a naked pitch-jog...

He enters Nigerian Idol and sings a Whitney Houston song...

He unzips his pants to reveal, not a penis, but a mini-Alan Pardew, who does the Office-dance gif thing but on a miniature scale...

He takes off his jacket to unveil a full Newcastle United kit, with boots and shinpads, and then celebrates the win by pretending he was involved in anyway and hadn't been sent off for being a tosser in the previous game (too far?)...

 

I'm genuinely laughing out very loud at this... sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny.

 

I'd expect a Lua Lua type back flips with a somersault at the end